然后轮到某蚊…下面对话只是大致内容。
Me:（冲上去，很主动地说，把材料塞进去）Good afternoon, Sir.
VO:（点头）Why are you going to the United States?
Me:（紧张地开始背，开始还磕巴一下）I wish to pursue a master’s degree in ***unive.
VO:（看出来某在背词，觉得挺有趣，笑了一下接着问）What is your major?
Me:（从容一点了）I will study statistics. My current major is in mathematics.
VO:（对于某的专业似乎比较喜欢）What will you do after you graduate?
Me:（继续背）I will come back to China and find a job in a large state-owned company.
VO:（对这个回答不大满意）You think you will earn a lot of money?
Me:（开始即兴发挥）No, I just want to find a job I like.-没经过大脑思考直接一个No，有点不自然，其实可以说 Well, everyone wants to earn money, but that is not the most important for me. I just want to find a job I like. 因为VO继续问
VO: You don’t want to earn money?
Me: Well, that’s not very important for me.之类的话，总之搪塞过去
VO:（继续自说自话）Really? I want to earn a lot of money. That’s why I work for the government.
目前为止谈话还在一片和平美好的气氛中进行，然后某蚊的悲剧就开始了。
VO:（一副公事公办的样子）You have a brother or sister in the United States?
Me:（这一点某填表很老实，答的也很老实）No, my aunt lives there.
VO:（恍然大悟状）Did they apply for US residence for one of your parents?
Me: No. –问得比较快，某又一个不经大脑思考的No，说出口才意识到人家刚才问了什么，应该是Yes的…
VO:（开始直直地看眼睛）No? I think yes. They also applied for you…
Me:（没搞错吧，发愣）…
VO:（没表情地接着说）After 15 years, you will become a US resident…
Me:（极度抓狂了）I, I don’t know. They did not tell me. I don’t know anything about it. –那个时候某蚊真的不确定他是否会给签了
VO: What are your parents’ names?
Me:
My father’s name is***. My mother’s name is ***.
VO:（似乎觉得父亲的名字很有趣，母亲有点可疑）Anyway, you will live in the United States after 15 years. You 通过了. –这个VO喜欢用中文说通过，对前面一个也是，不过讲的勉勉强强，也没有什么Welcome或者have a nice trip之类。
Me: Thank you, Sir. –拿了递出来的材料逃，免了那句have a nice day.