来还有一个同去的uster F1全奖被hfmm据了,cfm him 并衷心祈祷他2k顺利pass。
我一直坐在9号窗口前面,9号是传说中的hfmm,7号是sg,6号是jfmm。不过那天的进度好
像很慢,只有少数放水过的,大多数时间在10分钟以上。sg这么nice的居然还check了两个
uster,搞得心里好怕怕。我前面是一个物理系的gg,好像专业比较敏感把,hfmm盘问了很
久,还消失了一阵子,好像去讨论要不要check似的,好在最终还是过了。接着就是我了(
紧张ing...)
me(训练的big smile): Good morning Madam, nice to meet you...
hfmm(没有表情,看电脑):How are you?
me: Fine, thank you and..(被打断)
hfmm: so why do you choose UFL?
me:(心想:天,这么快)Because it is a good university in my major communication
theory, and has many excellent professors including my future advisor, also t
hey offer me the 4year fellowship which is the highest honor to the most exell
ent applicants(呵呵 按照排演的小吹牛了一把,后来gg说听我说的很快)...
(可能是有点紧张,我一边说一边把resume,PS offer letter 和成绩单全部推了进去)
hf:...no, I do not need you offer letter(没有看我,其实我一直在极努力的微笑啊)
(看我的简历,忽然说)what is Distributed Hash Table?
(天,问我本科论文的题目,这个问题我没准备,紧张了一下)
me: It is a kind of novel technology for peer to peer network, and currently i
t only stay in the stage of fundemental theoretical research(练习时gg一个劲强调
要用这3个字,后来看来确实必要)blabla.....
hf:(不理我了,开始敲字,沉默了一阵子,我开始怕了,还是赶紧表白吧)
me: well, I come from USTC and major in electrical engineering, my specific is
communication theory, and my...(本来想说future advisor的,又被打断)
hf:but what kind of network it is at all? is it neural network?
me:(我的天,她不会误认为是神经网络了吧,那可绝对是敏感啊,赶紧说)no, it's comp
uter network.....
hfmm开始写字,我还没有反映过来,她就很冷的说:“ok, go to window 11 to get your
VISA.”
me: (条件反射了)Oh, thank you! Have a nice day!!! 然后回头向gg做了个v的手势,
幸福的快晕掉了。。。
后来十几分钟以后gg也飞速pass了,真是喜从天降啊。我感觉hfmm还是比较原则的,虽然
问的问题比较多,也没很少笑脸(gg说hfmm一直向他微笑,嫉妒ing),但是一般还是会给
uster过的。
只是象大家说的,一定要把她经常问的第一个问题“why you choose this university”