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发表于 2008-11-15 12:14:36 |只看该作者 |倒序浏览

Accustomed to giggling at the screen for a few hours each day , used to having lunch at my desk just for one more episode, addicted to the sense of happiness it brought me , immersed myself in eternal laughs and melancholy. Till today, when it is time to say goodbye, when I am never gonna know what happens next for the simply reason that no more episodes are coming out, when I realize the happiest moment of the day is taken away from me probably forever, what am I supposed to do? How could this be that you are not here with me anymore? I”ll just tell you one thing my dear “friends”------never say goodbye…..
   Now if you allow me, I will introduce my “friends” to everyone just as they are my real friends, so no more quotation marks at all.
First let me introduce to you the most beautiful and sexy woman, as many people think,----- Rachel! A selfish and sloppy girl before she met my other friends. And her first appearance ----running out of her wedding has made a good point out of this. She was born with a golden spoon in her mouth, just as once she said to Joey who has just bought a boat with his life-sustaining money that “ my father bought my one sailboat while I am broken-hearted about losing my pony/\_/\(God , have you got any idea how much a pony cost?)”. However, after she left her family , she has to make a living on her own in a strange new city. Life becomes hard and miserable , and if it were not for the protection and care from her friends, she would find it impossible to live. As for work, from a waitress to a fashionist , she accomplished her willing to make her own life. And during work she also developed her emotional life. She made out with a lot of guys during which tons of funny things happen. Such as  the guy----Tag , a handsome boy, who learnt to flirt girls from Joey: Mark, a mature adult, who nearly got a chance if it were not for Ross. However, she never really settled down with a man until she fell in love with Ross, with whom she had a baby. Though there is too much history and too many complicated feelings between she and Ross, which make it pretty hard for them to get back together, they never stop loving each other for even one minute. They may see other people, as for Ross, some girl he met in parties, certain Chinese girl or a female paleontologist, even Emily(which I will later mention a lot), they are in love with each other all the time. And the last episodes have convinced us of this point.
   Monica ，just as her name, whose another meaning is some kind of  cautionary radar, is a energetic, aggressive and squeamish woman. And she used to be fat, though how she lost her weight and gained her current shape is always beyond me, I like the way Ross and Chandler made jokes about her past overweight, besides it shed light on why Monica choose to be a chef and why she can do the best of it/\_/\. Her most unique characteristics is her cleanliness and orderliness. Every single stuff in her house is under severe control, she makes sure that everything is in the right place and the floor is spotless, the table is stainless. She has a gift of becoming a taxonomist. She goes  so far as” it hurt even when I thought about dropping the towel during bath”. Whereas Chandler happened to find out that she secretly kept a cell filled with odds and ends, and it turned out that those things are something that Monica can’t categorize. As the main chef of a big restaurant , Monica will always satisfy her friends’ stomach. Especially every big festival such as thanksgiving day and new years day, Monica’s cooking is the reserved program.m. Catch a man, catch his stomach. As for Monica, catch friends, catch their stomachs. Also she is a woman that does whatever she wants to, loves whomever she loves, kick whosever ass she wishes to. The typical words of she is “ I know” with an impressive and shocking accent.
Pheobe, invariably present on the most improper situation, at the most unseemly time, with the most inappropriate words. However it is just her  wonderful weirdness that conquered Mike who finally become her first and last husband in a romantic snow night wedding and ended her born misfortune. As a masseuse, she has a weird childhood, a quirky family. Till today I still don’t get whether her mom or dad is alive or who are on earth her parents. Thus can explain her weirdness. All her quirky songs are just reflections of her own unlucky fate. The big hit-----smelly cat is the most popular,  as it goes” smelly cat smelly cat, what are they feeding you”. I even see hungry Junior Pheobe sitting on the sidewalk with her pathetic eyes looking at passersby . Her weirdness rendered us laughs and what’s more ,endless thought about her tattered past. Still Pheobe’s past gives an explanation of her faith to her friends and families. She is willing to give birth to triplets of her brother which scares away many men that made out with her, she rode Ross to find Rachel as a mad woman without caring about her own safety (and Ross’s safety/\_/\) in the last episode, though she is weird she is not cold, friends mean all to her. I can’t have a better friend than her. My weird fair lady!
Now it is boy time. Here comes the male Rachel, the magnificent lover, the one night no other call man, all men’s prototype ----Joey. When it comes Joey two images immediately come to mind, one-----a gluttonous child who always sneaks in Monica’s refrigerator and empties it with his big stomach,and pick up whatever food on floor, a kind child who has a special feelings for chicks and ducks, a naive boy who will tell a haunted story to keep his friends stay: and another image an illiterate man who never reads a book except it is porn, a “stupid” adult that the only thing he can handle on internet is to browse the porn webs and a Mr Right of all the pretty girls. Just as Pheobe once said that he has an original sexual magnetism. The famous words “ How you doing” is passed down by all the boys. And if it were not for the precaution of Rachel Emma’s first words will probably be” how you doing”. With an seemingly glorious occupation as an actor, he is actually leading a miserable life except for the part that he can bring any girl he meet for night. He plays minor roles in comparably big operas and main character in small soap operas. Dr. Drake probably is the most successful and long lasting character he shapes. Though a terrible actor, a greedy eater, a wanton lover, he is also a loyal friend. Go all out to keep the bond among he and his friends, do everything not to hurt any of his friends’ feelings. He only fall in love once and unfortunately it was Rachel. For the sake of Ross, he finally gave up and till the last episode he is the only one that hasn’t found the true love. It is kind of sarcastic that the magnificent lover doesn’t find the true love , but this is it. We can’t blame Joey, he is still the most lovely child and the most charming man in the opera.
The most handsome man in paleontology , the most “paleontology and science” among the handsome man-----Ross. For a long time he has always been my favorite friend with exaggerating representability , handsome looking and a zest for dinosaurs. And his experience is as legendary as Phoebe , and by experience I mean his marriage experience. His first wife is a extremely pretty, tall and lovely young woman whose single weakness is a lesbian. And he didn’t have the slightest idea of this until their child Ben was born. Though there were hints such as his wife hang out with another girl all day and night. Anyway he had to begin a new life. And the most beautiful girl of the opera appeared. It was Emily whose British accent drove me crazy and I hardly could take my eyes away from her. Despite this perfect woman, one “ take thee Rachel” destroy another “meant to be “ marriage. And there must be a reason for Ross’s marriage curse and there truly is,------Rachel. All through the opera Ross has a bond with Rachel all the time, from his crush on her in high school, to Rachel’s falling in love with him, from that famous “ we are on a break” to the more famous” I love you” in the last episode, Ross and Rachel, Rachel and Ross, no one can ever tear them apart. They are great lovers. By the way Ross had made out with a series of really hot girl and I have to say I am not jealous at all/\_/\. And Ross’s hair style in high school is really a great hit.
   And the last but not the least, technically, the best friend of mine, the sweetest guy in the opera, the funniest guy ever------Chandler. I have no idea who did he get that sense of humor from just as I have enough knowledge of why he is so handsome. Because he has two mothers.---- One real mom and another the female dad( I am kidding cold too/\_/\). Surprising and disagreeable faces are all he got for his inappropriate jokes most of the time. It has always been a mystery to me that unlike Joey who is a good-looking moron but “unfortunately “with the original sexual magnetism ,a man such as Chandler with a cultivated quality, a high-paid job, a delicate looking, a glamorous manner, and most importantly , an insurmountable sense of humor ,is not the favor of most girls. He kissed only four girls before he married Monica. He seems to be the most wretched person of the four in terms of sexual experience. But he is also the most faithful husband who never made out with any girl after he married Monica. Even on Thanksgiving day in Tulsa when a hot woman devoted her body to him, he just quit the job and got back to Monica the very night. His love with Monica is dramatic but long lasting. It seems God doesn’t think Chandler’s life is miserable enough and render him sterility disease. And here comes his famous dictum”it is like that my guys won’t get off their camps and you have a uterus that is ready to kill the ones that do.(hahaha still funny even when I paraphrased it ) It is also killing me when he accidentally told a eight-year –old boy that he is adopted and Santa is not real, and let the triplets overhear that they are given birth by their aunt.
I would say that “ friends” is a comic opera as well as a meaningful story telling the world about the colorful life of ordinary American people, the complicated emotions between lovers, the sense of humor of American style. When I finished “ Everybody loves Raymond” I feel kind of loss, and for a long period I wouldn’t believe that any American opera can match it. However, till today when I had one last glimpse of their lovely house, of the cafes they used to hang out, I really feel that I am one of them, and I am leaving them like forever.
But I will say to them, NEVER SAY GOODBYE. I will love you guys forever, I will like you guys for always, as long as I am living, my friends you will be.

[ 本帖最后由 hyunnara 于 2008-11-15 12:23 编辑 ]