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[签经荟萃] 哈哈!6月26日沈阳1000水过!读美国艺术摄影MFA [复制链接]

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发表于 2010-6-28 12:32:09 |只看该作者 |倒序浏览
好不容易跨区约到沈阳,千里迢迢从北京坐火车赶过来,住了一晚,第二天下午1:30签证。
  
到了时间门口的警卫会叫名字,按姓的字母顺序叫,叫到我了过去给他看护照,在户外两个窗口审材料,再过两道安检,就进入签证大厅了。沈阳这的效率还是非常高的,我紧张等了1个小时就轮到我了。vo是一名黑人GG。前面一个男生热泪盈眶声音哽咽的“Thank you Thank you“退下,我走到窗口前
  
    VO: Wait a second(噼里啪啦打电脑)
    me: ok
    VO: Are you a 高中生?(太满足了,我看起来如此年轻)
    me: no, I'm graduating from my undergraduate degree.
    VO: What degree are you gonna get?
    me: Bachelor of Arts in Film & TV.
    VO: in what?
    me: Film & TV!
    VO: So you'll go to America to study movie?
    me: No, I'll study photography in the School of the Art Institute of Chicago.
    VO: Oh! Thant's a very good school!!(哈哈,满足)
    me: Yes! it is! Thank you!
    VO: Please Wait a second(噼里啪啦打电脑). Did you apply for many schools?
    me: No, only 7.
    VO: What are they?
    me: They are yale...
    VO: Were you admitted by yale as well?
    me: nope, Yale's photography style is very narrow, I don't fit in there. I also applied for blablabla...And finally got offers from Calarts and SAIC, I was also on the wait-list of 3 and rejected by two.
    VO: Oh! That's a pretty good result!
    me: Thank you!
    VO: Please Wait a second(噼里啪啦打电脑)So when you applied for schools you must have some works to show them, right?
    me: yeah, here's my portfolio. Would you like to..
    VO: Wait a second(噼里啪啦打电脑)Can you show me your works?  coz I'm really curious
    (我把作品集塞过去)
    VO: So these are pictures of green food...
    me: This project is called "Chinese Home-cooked Condoms"
    VO: What? Condoms?
    me: yeah, I mixed Chinese food with condoms.
    VO: Oh...Yeah! there are really condoms in the food! Why did you do that?
    me: We have an old Chinese saying:Eating and sex are the 2 most basic instincts of human beings...
    VO: Ah! Ok, I see. And here...you take pictures for underwears.
    me: yeah! The project is called"Beijing Gay Flowers"
    Vo: Beijing what??!
    me: Beijing GAY flowers! They are underwears from gay men!
    VO: Oh!...Are these also from gay men(指着另一个project)
    me: No, they are just laundries hanging outside the streets of Hong Kong.
    VO: Ok...(把作品集还给我)Thank you! You are really talented and brave!! (哈哈,又遭到表扬了)
    me: Thank you very much!!
    VO: (I-20和带粉条的回执单给我)Ok! That's it! You'll go very far in future.
    me: (以为他说美国离的很远)Yeah, but it's not a big problem.
    VO: no,我的意思是你未来的前途很大。
    me: (心想:靠,居然被native speaker用中文鄙视了,我怎么从来没听过那个用法呢)Oh, thank you so much! We're all very excited about my future in China!
    VO: Ok, you can go now.
    me: What should I do?
    VO: Go to the post office and they'll help you out.
    me: Thank you!
    然后就出来了,去邮局花50元办快递,一周后到北京。
    签证就这样过了,没有想象中的那么激动万分。本来嘛,辛辛苦苦准备了1个多月,除了打印的作品集其他一大堆材料看都没看,我最担心的资金问题也没问,呵呵,看来我对形势的严峻程度做了错误估计。
祝福大家!也祝福我自己接下来能一切顺利!
   
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发表于 2010-6-28 12:55:48 |只看该作者
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发表于 2010-6-28 17:02:34 |只看该作者
恭喜恭喜,我也预约了沈阳,8月6日的,都说沈阳不好签。。:dizzy:

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发表于 2010-6-28 17:50:02 |只看该作者
4# 疯狂兔兔

我这黑GG在签我的时候也回头和同事抱怨了一下:我这好多北京的

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