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发表于 2003-12-6 01:59:47 |显示全部楼层
那不行,扔到水井里盖上盖儿,若干年以后又爬出个贞子来。。。危害下一代的说。。。
Whistling softly in the dark
Is a better cure than anything
For a confused mind searching for an answer

Whistling loudly enough to drown out that little voice inside your head
Is a better way than any other
To prevent miscommunication of feelings

Whistling quickly for a dog
Is a necessary task
If you wish to be a best friend in return

And whistling a tune all your own
Is the only way
To survive this life in one piece

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发表于 2003-12-6 02:00:37 |显示全部楼层
晚上偷偷扒掉她被子藏起来:D
Maybe all in your mind
Perhaps that we all died, say, years ago
Now what do you have left
Future dreams of passion plays and dancing people
All, so, lonely

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发表于 2003-12-6 02:00:37 |显示全部楼层
最初由 angeikim 发布
[B]太简单了。。把她踢出宿舍不就得了? [/B]


大一就这么设想过,没有成功。。。 :mad:
Whistling softly in the dark
Is a better cure than anything
For a confused mind searching for an answer

Whistling loudly enough to drown out that little voice inside your head
Is a better way than any other
To prevent miscommunication of feelings

Whistling quickly for a dog
Is a necessary task
If you wish to be a best friend in return

And whistling a tune all your own
Is the only way
To survive this life in one piece

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发表于 2003-12-6 02:03:35 |显示全部楼层
一般踢人不成功的后果是。。。
Maybe all in your mind
Perhaps that we all died, say, years ago
Now what do you have left
Future dreams of passion plays and dancing people
All, so, lonely

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发表于 2003-12-6 02:05:07 |显示全部楼层
最初由 麦丰 发布
[B]一般踢人不成功的后果是。。。 [/B]


被她精神摧残致死。。。 :mad:
Whistling softly in the dark
Is a better cure than anything
For a confused mind searching for an answer

Whistling loudly enough to drown out that little voice inside your head
Is a better way than any other
To prevent miscommunication of feelings

Whistling quickly for a dog
Is a necessary task
If you wish to be a best friend in return

And whistling a tune all your own
Is the only way
To survive this life in one piece

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发表于 2003-12-6 02:06:07 |显示全部楼层
现在趁它睡觉了掀她被子:P
Maybe all in your mind
Perhaps that we all died, say, years ago
Now what do you have left
Future dreams of passion plays and dancing people
All, so, lonely

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发表于 2003-12-6 02:08:05 |显示全部楼层
没事往她枕头下或者床单下放俩生鸡蛋
不小心把水撒在她书上
一不小心把她拖鞋提到别人寝室一只
一不小心把他窗外晒的衣服弄掉了
一不小心........
:D
开心法则:
如果你没有不开心的事,你就要开心
如果你有不开心的事,要学会找到开心的事继续开心

哇哈哈哈哈~~~(做动感超人状)

在我死之前,我想吃小熊饼干~~~

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发表于 2003-12-6 02:08:43 |显示全部楼层
哭泣。。。偶在家了已经。。。
:mad:疯了~~~气的偶现在巨兴奋!!!:mad:
Whistling softly in the dark
Is a better cure than anything
For a confused mind searching for an answer

Whistling loudly enough to drown out that little voice inside your head
Is a better way than any other
To prevent miscommunication of feelings

Whistling quickly for a dog
Is a necessary task
If you wish to be a best friend in return

And whistling a tune all your own
Is the only way
To survive this life in one piece

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发表于 2003-12-6 02:10:32 |显示全部楼层
不对,有个逻辑问题

没进化好的人,简直就是个男人

呵呵
现实象个石头,精神象个蛋,石头虽然坚硬,可蛋才是生命

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发表于 2003-12-6 02:11:18 |显示全部楼层
:D:D FREN 妹妹你真好玩得说。。:D

如果你们宿舍得人都不喜欢她,就一起找她谈谈吧。。所有得人都一起。。

我们对面寝室以前就这样。。好恐怖得。。感觉好象是在老大们会面得说。。他们寝室也有一个这样得女生得说。。

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发表于 2003-12-6 02:11:38 |显示全部楼层
最初由 nmly 发布
[B]没事往她枕头下或者床单下放俩生鸡蛋
不小心把水撒在她书上
一不小心把她拖鞋提到别人寝室一只
一不小心把他窗外晒的衣服弄掉了
一不小心........
:D [/B]


分特。。。她的枕头是从我这里抢的!
她自己没有拖鞋,每次都穿我的!
她从来不把衣服晒到外面去,每次都晾在我的电脑正上方,水全滴到我电脑上了!!! :mad:

。。。。。。
Whistling softly in the dark
Is a better cure than anything
For a confused mind searching for an answer

Whistling loudly enough to drown out that little voice inside your head
Is a better way than any other
To prevent miscommunication of feelings

Whistling quickly for a dog
Is a necessary task
If you wish to be a best friend in return

And whistling a tune all your own
Is the only way
To survive this life in one piece

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发表于 2003-12-6 02:13:43 |显示全部楼层
最初由 angeikim 发布
[B]:D:D FREN 妹妹你真好玩得说。。:D

如果你们宿舍得人都不喜欢她,就一起找她谈谈吧。。所有得人都一起。。

我们对面寝室以前就这样。。好恐怖得。。感觉好象是在老大..

以下省略...... [/B]


谈?哼,大一就谈过了,所有的人一起,找他软着谈,硬着谈,都试过了,连我们宿舍最柔弱的MM都跟她急过了,人家不在乎啊,人家小日子该怎么过的还怎么过,人家在乎我们这群俗人呢?! :mad:  :mad:  :mad:
Whistling softly in the dark
Is a better cure than anything
For a confused mind searching for an answer

Whistling loudly enough to drown out that little voice inside your head
Is a better way than any other
To prevent miscommunication of feelings

Whistling quickly for a dog
Is a necessary task
If you wish to be a best friend in return

And whistling a tune all your own
Is the only way
To survive this life in one piece

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发表于 2003-12-6 02:13:56 |显示全部楼层
最初由 angeikim 发布
[B]:D:D FREN 妹妹你真好玩得说。。:D

如果你们宿舍得人都不喜欢她,就一起找她谈谈吧。。所有得人都一起。。

我们对面寝室以前就这样。。好恐怖得。。感觉好象是在老大..

以下省略...... [/B]


宿舍所有人扛根钢棍把她围起来一句话不说就凶恶的瞪着她
Maybe all in your mind
Perhaps that we all died, say, years ago
Now what do you have left
Future dreams of passion plays and dancing people
All, so, lonely

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发表于 2003-12-6 02:14:49 |显示全部楼层
下次 偷偷的 在水杯里放些小强:D:D
兔兔,寄托。


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发表于 2003-12-6 02:15:34 |显示全部楼层
那就骂她呀。。 跟这样得人说什么礼貌呀。。

她拿你东西就骂她。。不让她用呀。。

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