GRE is Hell

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主旨：GRE is Hell
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網上論壇：soc.culture.malaysia
日期：2003-06-11 15:00:18 PST

A GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly
auriferous.
A NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.

A GRE STUDENT  : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
A NORMAL PERSON  : Beggars are not choosers

A GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
A NORMAL PERSON  : Dead men tell no tales

A GRE STUDENT : Neophite's serendipity.
A NORMAL PERSON  : Beginner's luck

A GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of
small, green, biophytic plant.
A NORMAL PERSON  : a rolling stone gathers no moss

A GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to
congregate.
A NORMAL PERSON  : birds of the same feather flock together

A GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
A NORMAL PERSON  : beauty is only skin deep

A GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
A NORMAL PERSON  : cleanliness is godliness

A GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed
lactile fluid.
A NORMAL PERSON  : there's no use crying over spilt milk

A GRE STUDENT : Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.
A NORMAL PERSON  : spare the rod and spoil the child

A GRE STUDENT : The stylus is more potent than the rapier.
A NORMAL PERSON  : the pen is mightier than the sword

A GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated
canine with innovative maneuvers.
A NORMAL PERSON  : u can't try to teach an old dog new tricks

A GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.
A NORMAL PERSON  : look before you leap

A GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
A NORMAL PERSON  : twinkle,twinkle, little star

A GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses
thereby the optimal cachinnation.
A NORMAL PERSON  : he who laughs last, laughs the best

A GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes
of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow.
A NORMAL PERSON  : all work and no play makes jack a dull boy

A GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be
advised to refrain from catapulting petrious projectiles.
A NORMAL PERSON  : people who live in glass houses should not throw stones

A GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapors having their provenance in
ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
A NORMAL PERSON  : where there's smoke, there's fire

Robert

"Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them almost
anything"
--HERB GARDNER

imongUID：140258

未免夸张了点
我们能写出下面的就不~错~了~

robiniiUID：136348

看到了，感到很有趣。。。。就转过来了

cnhzcy14UID：151083

经典！

hotdanceyinUID：153785

我的水平还没到看懂的地步~~~

robiniiUID：136348

A NORMAL PERSON : 很普通的话或谚语
A GRE STUDENT :使用及其变态的gre词汇还重复同样的意思。