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Lucky fellow, that Rod Blagojevich. The same history-making turn(载入史册的转折点) of events that had placed Barack Obama in line to become the forty-fourth President of the United States had handed Governor Blagojevich, Democrat of Illinois, a “golden” (his word) Christmas present: the power to name Obama’s replacement in the Senate. The Governor’s vote, unlike the average citizen’s, would really, truly, definitively count. In a one-man, one-vote electorate, he would be the man and his would be the vote. Rod Blagojevich and nobody but Rod Blagojevich would get to pick the next United States senator from Illinois.
What did Blagojevich choose to do with this gift? He chose to auction it off(拍卖掉). He didn’t put it on eBay—no Sarah Palin he—but he did put it online. The line he put it on was a telephone line, and, unfortunately for him, the line was a party line, shared with Patrick Fitzgerald, the fearless United States Attorney for the Northern District of Illinois. As the criminal complaint that Fitzgerald’s office filed last week shows, Blagojevich has been on a glide path to the penitentiary(感化的) for most of the six years he has been governor. An F.B.I. affidavit, seventy-six pages long, describes such activities as threatening to rescind eight million dollars in state funds for a children’s hospital because an executive neglected to give him a campaign contribution and trying to blackmail(很形象的词 敲诈) the Chicago Tribune into(注意搭配) firing editorial writers who had displeased him. (So much for the cruel canard that nobody reads editorials.) Donning his press-ombudsman(新闻监察员) fedora, the Governor summed up his verbal op-ed: “Our recommendation is fire all those fucking people, get ’em the fuck out of there, and get us some editorial support.”
For the Senate seat, Blagojevich set a heftier reserve price(相当低的保留价格). In discussions with an adviser about what he might extract from an unnamed hopeful, he suggested a floor of half a million dollars in campaign funds “up front.” He mused that if he let Obama make the pick the President-elect might come across with a Cabinet post or an ambassadorship(大使职位) in exchange. Or maybe Obama could get one of his rich buddies like Warren Buffett or Bill Gates to kick in “ten, fifteen, twenty million” to set up a foundation for Blagojevich to run (salary requirement: two hundred and fifty to three hundred grand per annum(年)). Or maybe the Governor could barter the seat to union officials for a high-paying, high-visibility leadership position. A lucrative corporate-board(公司董事会) seat for his wife—the Bonnie to his Clyde, judging from the transcripts—would be nice, too.
In all this, Blagojevich was just kicking up(provoke 挑起) the latest cloud of dust on a well-worn(平凡的) Illinois path. His immediate gubernatorial(州长的)predecessor, George Ryan, is currently doing six and a half years for racketeering(敲诈) and fraud. As of 2006, the last time the Chicago Sun-Times checked, at least seventy-nine current or former elected officials in Illinois had been convicted of a crime since 1972. As for Obama, though, the already ample evidence that he has taken a different route is buttressed by(支持) the Fitzgerald document. Blagojevich—who had remarked of the Senate seat, “I’ve got this thing and it’s fucking golden, and, uh, uh, I’m just not giving it up for fuckin’ nothing”—was not happy when told that no offers were forthcoming(即将到来的) from anyone around “this motherfucker,” as he referred to the President-elect: “Fuck him. For nothing? Fuck him.”
Meanwhile, back in the sleepy, often law-abiding state of New York, Governor David Paterson, who owes his office to the (strictly private) bad behavior of his predecessor, has been pondering(代替用的很烂的think consider ) whom to appoint to replace Senator Hillary Clinton, who plans to resign her seat once she is confirmed as Secretary of State. According to press reports, the list of possibilities under consideration is as strikingly unimaginative as if the choice were being made in the usual way—i.e., by the people, as mediated through and manipulated by party primaries, fundraising prowess(募集资金的能力), non-stop polling, ethnic entitlement, and regional balancing. “Among the governor’s inner circle, there is a desire to pick someone from upstate New York, since the region has no representation in statewide office,” the Times reports. “A woman or a Latino would also be desirable.” The current roster (with accompanying parochial concerns) includes at least three members of Congress (one female and upstate, one female and Hispanic, one just upstate), two city executives (one upstate, one Hispanic), one labor leader (the teachers’ union), and two dynasts(元首) (one Cuomo, one Kennedy). The Cuomo is Andrew, the state’s elected attorney general. The Kennedy—and the only choice on the list that qualifies as even marginally adventurous—is Caroline, a reticent and intelligent woman who made a splashy political début(引人注目的首次政治亮相) this year as a campaigner for Obama.
What if Governor Paterson, prompted by the squalor of his Illinois colleague’s maneuverings, were to put aside mundane calculations(抛开世俗的眼光) and take full advantage of his theoretically unfettered freedom of choice? The Senate was originally conceived as a sort of chamber of notables, but most of its members, over the years, have been notable mainly for their mediocrity. New York is full of interesting people. Want some suggestions? Try these, collected from an informal canvass—a baker’s dozen, in alphabetical order:
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, thoughtful and scholarly, would give the new President someone to shoot hoops with. Christiane Amanpour would be a slam dunk for the Foreign Relations Committee. The impossibly distinguished Vartan Gregorian is a one-man academy of arts, letters, and the humanities. Bill T. Jones, who doesn’t need words to make a speech, would make C-SPAN 2 worth watching. A non-dynastic Kennedy, the novelist William, would give upstate New York representation of the first order. Paul Krugman would provide ornery(低等的) economic smarts. Arthur Laurents, conveniently, is already in Washington, directing the National Theatre revival of his “West Side Story.” If you doubt that Lou Reed knows politics, listen to his album “New York.” Felix Rohatyn is as senatorial as you can get without wearing a toga. Ed Sanders—poet, Pentagon levitator, classics scholar, founding member of the Fugs—is a political force in Woodstock, New York. Toni Morrison’s majestic voice would warm the Senate chamber. No one who ever spent the equivalent of two Senate terms in a complex, ceaselessly scrutinized job in New York has ever done it better than Joe Torre did as manager of the Yankees. Harold Varmus, the head of Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center and, like Morrison, a Nobel laureate, got lots of money from Congress for the National Institutes of Health when he ran them, during the nineteen-nineties. Perhaps he could do the same for New York—not that such petty considerations are worthy of this exercise.
All fantasy, of course. But not so fantastical as Rod Blagojevich’s notion that a seat in the United States Senate was his for the selling. |
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