VO:(上来就英文)Hi! ME: Hi!(巨蠢:L )I'm here applying for a F-1 student visa. VO:(低头看DS-160若干秒)Which school you are heading for? ME: Boston College Law School, in Boston, MA. VO: So your program would be LL.M., right? ME: Yeah, Mater of Law, only lasts for 1 year, then I'll be back.(终结者的梗:lol ) VO: (在电脑上打字)You graduated from XX University last month? ME: Yeah, I was awarded with Bachelor of Laws on May 15th. VO: (继续打字)Who will pay for your studying? ME: My parents. (默默掏出Certificate of Deposit) VO: (压根儿没抬头看我的文件)O...K! Congratulations, your visa has been approved. ME: (从蒙蔽中回神,假装一脸淡定)Thank you very much. Have a nice day!