若干年后我儿子写给学校的拒信(纯自娱自乐YY文)

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Dear XX University,
Your fellowship of the School of XX for the Fall 2042 semester has now been received. I regret to inform you that after careful evaluation and discussion with my Dad, your admission and financial aid have been denied without hesitation. Bazinga! Hia Hia Hia Hia!

This year I receive nearly 2000 offers. As I can choose only one, I must deny a majority of graduate schools, even some very excellent ones. In the case of most offers, there is no single reason for denial; consequently, I cannot be more specific as to why your offers were denied.

I realize that my decision will disappoint you and hope that it does not discourage you from keeping your dignity and courage to keep walking. My dad and I wish you our very best in your future endeavors.

Best,

XX