若干年后我儿子写给学校的拒信(纯自娱自乐YY文)

shidaohangUID: 2531680

Dear XX University,
Your fellowship of the School of XX for the Fall 2042 semester has now been received. I regret to inform you that after careful evaluation and discussion with my Dad, your admission and financial aid have been denied without hesitation. Bazinga! Hia Hia Hia Hia!

This year I receive nearly 2000 offers. As I can choose only one, I must deny a majority of graduate schools, even some very excellent ones. In the case of most offers, there is no single reason for denial; consequently, I cannot be more specific as to why your offers were denied.

I realize that my decision will disappoint you and hope that it does not discourage you from keeping your dignity and courage to keep walking. My dad and I wish you our very best in your future endeavors.

Best,

XX

jeremychowUID: 3070923

然后lz发现回复的时候是全选的~~~全给拒了，hiahia~~~

bfdfnUID: 2856835

楼主太有意思了~

lee31333UID: 3001589

哈哈 ~~ 好友官方的口气

H1BMatch2012UID: 2790388

I wish my son not applying for a graduate program but a professional program.

注册一个账号UID: 3255597

LZ很有才

惨淡之后UID: 2904725

1# shidaohang

lz的儿子在2042年申请graduate program，按照22岁算，lz的儿子2020年出生。按照lz今年22岁算，lz在30岁左右生娃。我不愧是一个GRE数学满分的学生，oyeah！！！

dongrixinweiUID: 2953842

7楼同学和楼主一样幽默~
楼主，看得我爽死了~hia hia hia！

听花的人UID: 2710104

我和 7楼 想的一样

000tUID: 2768685

7L+1~~~