Let's have some fun

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A few jokes to help you relax:

* White House Visitors

-What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?
-A tourist.

* OJ's Airport Limo Service  

-Have you heard that OJ is starting a new Airport Limo service?
-His motto is, "We get you there with time to kill!"   

*The Blonde and Her Melons  

This blonde was walking down a road, when this guy came along. The blond was carrying a bag. The guy goes, ''What are you carrying?'' She goes, ''Melons.'' The guy goes, ''Cool. if I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?'' The blonde giggles and goes, ''If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them.''

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They are from www.jokes.com.

If you have some more jokes, share with us.
We are desperately in need of fun and laughter.
The days are just too tiring and boring.

Come on...

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Lovely  job!
^ _ ^
Ur  jokes  spoiled  my  tea,  upper,
and  I  still  cannot  hold  the  cup  level  now~

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Here comes more:

Quotes
- From the interviewee: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Greg Norman)

- "There have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." (Alan Minter)

- "Just under 10 seconds for Nigel Mansel. Call it 9.5 seconds in round numbers." (Murray Walker)

- "That's inches away from being millimetre perfect." (Ted Lowe)

- "I'll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right." (Marlon Starling)

- "I can't tell who's leading. It's either Oxford or Cambridge." (John Snagge - Boat Race between only Oxford and Cambridge)

- "The Queen's Park Oval, exactly as its name suggests, is absolutely round." (Tony Crozier)


I like these jokes, hope you like them too.