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发表于 2005-3-1 09:38:16 |只看该作者

Check out this joke (really funny)

:cool:                     Dark in here[/SIZE]

A housewife took a lover during the day while her
husband is at work. While this takes place she
locks her 9 year old son in the bedroom closet.

One day her husband comes home while the lover is
there so she locks her lover in the same closet
with the boy. They stand in the gloom for awhile, then the boy says,

"Dark in here."

"Yes, it is."

"I have a baseball."

"That's nice."

"Wanna buy it?"

"No."

"My dad's out there."

"OK, I'll buy it. How much?"

"$25.00."

"Gee. OK, I'll buy it."

A week later the man is over again. The boy is locked in the closet again. The father comes home again. The man is locked in the closet with the boy again. They stand in the gloom until the boy says:

"Dark in Here."

"Yes, it is."

"I have a baseball glove"

"That's nice.

"Wanna buy it?"

Remembering the previous week, the man says, "Sure, how much?"

"$75.00."

"$75.00 ??"

"My dad is out there"

"Fine. $75.00 it is then"

The following weekend the father says to the boy, "Son, go get your ball and glove and let's play some catch."

"I can't, Dad. I sold them."

"Really? For how much?"

"$100.00."

"Son, you shouldn't rip your friends off like that. We didn't pay anywhere near that for those items. I'm taking you to the Priest and I want you to confess to him."

They go to the church to the confessional. The boy goes in and sits down. The little door opens so the Priest can hear his confession.

"What is your sin, my son?"

"Dark in here."

"Don't start that nonsense again."
:cool:
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发表于 2005-3-1 17:16:15 |只看该作者
So the Priest is the lover,right? It is funny!
No mountains too for you to climb,
All you have to do is to have some climbing faith
No rivers too wide for you to make it cross
All you have to do is to believe it when you pray

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发表于 2005-3-1 17:33:21 |只看该作者
jajajaja

I remember I heard it before
※※※※所有转载须注明原作者和原出处※※※※

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发表于 2005-3-2 17:20:37 |只看该作者
^0^  Good!
巴赫的《d小调托卡塔与赋格》.

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发表于 2005-3-10 16:22:39 |只看该作者
yes,it is really funny!

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发表于 2005-3-10 23:32:24 |只看该作者
up up!:D
If I am not at a cafe, I'd be on the way to a cafe.

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发表于 2005-3-11 16:00:55 |只看该作者
Welcome our new visitant jiyu~!

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发表于 2005-3-12 01:22:31 |只看该作者
haha, he is ur Lao Xiang~~
If I am not at a cafe, I'd be on the way to a cafe.

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发表于 2005-3-14 21:43:34 |只看该作者
Not exactly , he is my schoolmate in fact~

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