诱惑!!!!

DajUID: 18915

just before my trip back to China
I got this E-mail
sigh.... those people know everything!!!!!!!!!!
resist the temptation if you are a man




            Are you planning to visit China? If so, that is a good time
            waiting for you.

            Take a few minutes to look at the attached picture files. Aren't
            those girls pretty and sexy? They are two of our average girls.

            If you give us your arriving date, airline/flight no, hotel, we
            will send one girl to meet you at the airport or hotel.
            She will be with you for all the time. You can have fun with her.

            Most of our girls are college educated. Some can speak English.
            Few are in Model/Show business.

            We guarantee your safety. Only our girl and staff will meet you,
            nobody else will know. Nobody will know your real name,
            status if you choose not to tell (please read the following
            Appendix to get more help on How to handle Chinese girls).
            There are many girls in China, but most are not safe or clean.
            That's one important factor you need to turn to us if you want to
            have good time and be home safe. We are actually so concerned
            about your safety that we have compiled a list of Do and Don't
            to put in the following Appendix. You will find it useful.
            Don't spread it, we have copyrighted (just kidding!)
            
            Not only it's safe to get a girl from us. Our fee is cheaper,
            too. It would cost you more to get a girl by yourself. And she
            is not as pretty, and intelligent as ours.

           
            We get your e-mail from one of your friends who have enjoyed
            our service
            in the past. He said it's a life time experience for him.
            For obvious
            reasons, we couldn't tell you his name.





           Appendix: How to deal with girls in China

            1. Don't give out your home phone number, unless
               you enjoy fighting with your wife, or have a
               really understanding one.

            2. Don't tell your real name, just a Mr. so and so
               would be fine.

            
            3. Don't call the girl before noon. Because they
               are used to nightlife and want to have more
               sleep to have a good skin for you, it will disturb
               them.
            
            4. Don't give money directly to the girl because
               that could be the strong evidence that you have
               paid for sex. If you like the girl, buy her a gift.

            5. Don't fall in love. The girl would always say that
               she loves you, you are truly special. Remember she can
               say that to a new man every week, that's her job.

            6. Don't believe the lie that she is preganant and she
                would deliver a baby for you. It's easy in China now
                to buy a doctor's signature (cost maybe 50 Yuan)
                to prove to you that she is preganant. If it really
                gets you, give her a 1000 Yuan, that should be more
                than enough to get a job done.

            7. Use a condom whenever you can.


            8. If you don't enjoy using a condom, you can buy anti-biotic
                medicine
                very easily in Chinese drugstore. Take a strong dose, that
                should
                be enough to kill most of viruses. Be careful if you are
                object to Penicillin, that means you cannot use any medicine
                that ends with "-llin".


             9. Take two girls or three at a time. Life is short, why waste it.
                 It will make you feel really good walking on the street.
                 (Strangely, it does not feel that good for most men in bed.)
           
            10. Don't get a girl from a bar, a club or a Karaoke in a town you
                don't speak local dialect. Local police have their quote, so
                they will get "Wai Di Ren" like you to improve their
                performance.

            11. Don't get a girl from your hometown.
                The reason, should we tell you.

            12. Don't take a taxi with a girl during 2 and 3 am.
                That's right after
                many clubs closed their doors and customers take
                the girls back to
                their hotels. Policy are working very deligently at these
                 times.

                If you need to reach us in China, pls call this cell phone:
                (I delete it , hehe) Please write this number down now, since we
                may have to close our e-mail account.

KaliUID: 110664

FT...damn they are thorough.