5月23、24号 BJ 苦战黑mm 1000 pass--done

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5.23 北京 黑MM  F1 全奖1000 pass

起床后一点东西都没吃，上午还拉了三次肚子。在里面站了近三小时才搞完，比较累。我记错了预约时间。11点，11点半，11点45的队我都排了，被赶出来三次，晕！
到12点半的人排队时终于进去了。

排队时有点紧张，空调也坏了，闷得很。看着6号窗也就是黑MM那儿的人半天也少不了一个，心里祈求千万别遇到她啊…结果还是碰上了…我注意了一下，我们这面谈完一个，旁边那队已经谈完4个了。

终于轮到我了：

Me: Good afternoon, madam.
Vo: (laf) Good afternoon.
Vo: (看材料) …
Me: … (过了一会) I am going to pursue a Ph.D degree.
Vo: …(不说话，过了一会用中文说) 你去过外国吗?
Me: No, I’ve never been abroad.
Vo: What’s your parents do?
Me: My father is XXX…
Vo: (连名字都没听完就打断说) XXX XXX ?
Me: Sorry, I beg your pardon?
Vo: Have your parents ever been abroad?
Me: Yup, My father has been to United Kingdom, French(应该说France的), Australia, and United States.
Vo: XXXXX ?
Me: Pardon?(心想糟了)
Vo: XXXXXX?
Me: Could you please say that again?(死定了，我听力有这么差么)
Vo: I mean do you want to go with your father?（啥呀，就不能问点常规问题）
Me: No, (双手一摊) I don’t want to go with him, since he is going to do some researching(语法奇  烂吧)
Vo: May I have your admission letter?
Me: Yup, here is my offer letter. (递给她) My concentration is Micro Electronic Mechanical Systems.
Vo: (看材料) …
突然有个家伙走到黑ｍｍ后面叫她
Vo: Hold on a minute, please.(然后就走啦)
…(等了一会儿她回来了)
Vo: (继续看材料．．．)
Me: (趁机骚扰) Do you want to know more about my major?
Vo: (没理我)So you will be a teaching assistant?
Me: Yes.
Vo: (很快地) Will you teach students in a class?
Me: Yes, but mainly do some assistant job in laboratory(一紧张发音错了) courses.
Vo: Laboratory? (正确音)
Me: (点头) Laboratory(正确音).
Vo: How do you feel like to be a teacher?
Me: I feel nice!
Vo: (笑) You feel nice? When a lot of students looking at you?
Me: (临时瞎编, 迅速点头) Yes! Cause if people are looking at me, I can feel that they need me, and I’m very proud of that!
Vo: What will you do after graduation?
Me: (终于进入熟悉的领域了) Well… After finishing my study, I want come back to China and to be a researcher. I will find a position in a university…(黑mm想说什么，我没停) or a certain research institution.
Vo: Which university do you want to go?
Me: Emm… Tianjin University, or a institute of Chinese Academy of Science.
Vo: How much your income will be if you are a researcher?
Me: (心想千万不能说一年几十万之类) I don’t know exactly how much money my income will be. I choose to be a researcher just because I like researching things.
Vo: (灿烂的笑，黑MM还是挺好看的) Have you ever worked?
Me: No, I’m a undergraduate student of Tianjin University.
Vo: Can I see your student ID?
Me: Of course! Here it is!(递过去) My major is Measuring & Controlling Technologies and Instrument.(还没来得及解释这是啥意思)
Vo: XXXXX?(忘了她怎么问的了，大意是我做过什么东西没)
Me: Yup, I did a small radio, and a electronic (…停顿，想了一下，微笑着用中文说) 电子秤.
Vo: (笑，点头，好像很有兴趣地问) Does it work?
Me: Yes! It’s very precise. Even you put a paper… a piece of paper on it, it can show you the weight.
Vo: XXXXXX?(又没听清．．．不过我估计是问精度)
Me:(紧张地停顿了一下，觉得0.01克不好表达(后来想起来实际才到0.1克))　a micro gram.
Vo: (看上去挺高兴的) Where is it now?
Me: My home!(不想解释实际上是把器件拆分还实验室了)
Vo: You brought it to your home… nice…
Vo: XXXXXXX? (Shit!又没听清！)
Me: Hah?
Vo: Can you give me your offer letter, again? (之前不知啥时已经还给我了)
Me: Yes!(递过去)
Vo: (写写划划)…
Me: (不死心再次骚扰)May I introduce my concentration to you?
Vo: (不知为啥突然又走了，也不知道听见我那句话没)
Me: (等啊等，这次比较久，看了看其他队的人)
Vo: (终于回来了，好像复印我的offer letter 去了)
Me: (觉得可能会被check，很高兴)
Vo: How long you will study?
Me: Six years.
Vo: (写写划划，然后开始撕条) XXXXXX.(把I20和offer letter还给我了)
Me: (happy得不行，没听清楚，估计是结束语。真诚地说) Thank you! It’s very kind of you!
Vo: (点头，笑)

苦战过关。拿到一张长方形的小粉条，赶紧收拾东西跑啦~

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以下全部为我同学所写

我是24号中午12点半场.
我跟VO的对话比较简单,差不多半分钟的样子,给大家点提前准备的经验.
我这样经历的估计太少见了, 大家还是小心点的好..

VO: How are you?
ME: Nice to see you,sir.(汗)
VO: So you are going to study in xxx,good, what will you study ?
ME: Electrical Engineering
VO:Could I see your Offer letter?
ME: Yes, here is it.
VO: Ok , have a nice time there. 然后就撕条了....
ME: Thank you very much!
俺幸福的跑了出去.....
出来的时候大概2点五十…

今天的状况简直罕见
由于早上没有吃东西,空腹喝了几个凉酸奶,
大概12点的时候被叫号排队，还在太阳底下等了好久，才进去安检，
进入那空调开得特别足的签证大厅,没几分钟,俺就受不了了....
肚子奇疼不比,浑身冰凉,眼前发黑，什么都看不见了,.....
要不是有个好心的MM服着俺,俺肯定是哐膛倒地了.....
哎呀,太受不了了....
于是保安就让我先回去,说给我开张条子, 让俺明天早上8点-9点半再来签,
那怎么行,明天早上俺们精仪的茄子们一起照相呢,一定不能缺席
于是就让slipperyboy去问问是不是可以下午签
说可以
于是俺就又进去了,保安对俺特别照顾,给俺小凳子做,说怕俺再晕了
对了,忘了说了,第一次去的时候,旁边一个要去CORNELL的天津MM特别好,
给我弄着弄那,互不相识的人能够这样,确实不容易啊....
第一次从大厅里头出来的时候,走路摇摇晃晃快要晕倒的时候,
后面俩男生说,同学需要帮助吗?拿不到签证也没有关系的啊....
FT,还以为是俺被REJECT,承受不住了呢....
大概中午1点四十的时候第二次进去,这个时候人比12点多的时候少了一些,但是还是很多.
因为穿了slipperyboy一件外套,也吃了几个饼干...
里头基本上全是去开会之类的乱七八糟的人
商旅的比较多...我前头一队人是好多什么北京的各个地方的税务局的人,
不知道为啥,感觉这些人都乱乱的,公费旅游....
到俺了,就比较水了....因为那些税务局的人都是秒过的,俺更不用提了
感觉俺那个窗口的VO还是挺和善的..
  


感谢陪我签证的slipperyboy同学,辛苦辛苦啦....
感谢雅娟,丹丹,我的那么多XDJM..
感谢爸爸妈妈......
终于完成了最后一步



感想: 1去签证的时候一定要吃点东西,空调太凉了,可以穿件外套
      2不用去太早,太早也是等着
      3 签证是个体力活,运气好的话站1个半个小时,运气不好的话,slipperyboy差不多站了将近三个小时.
4现在实在太水了.(碰上黑MM的另论,哈哈)

[ 本帖最后由 忧郁Shaka 于 2007-5-26 01:08 编辑 ]

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真不容易，呵呵，恭喜恭喜;d:

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不能空腹喝酸奶

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