前段时间,被中心老师狠狠地压了VISA的问题,每次下来总有变化(要是没变化就完了....)。终于,今天,俺就去面对“黄毛”了-------签证官。地点:成都。整个过程,长(网上很多了,不详解)!给我面签的那位帅帅的微笑哥不晓得是内急还是啥的, N久,不在位置上,搞得我心里狂骂他。没想到他一来就他叫“XXXXX(我名字的拼音)”。 我狂晕,哥,你就不能发音标准点吗?上了!
ME: How's going Sir?(明显发现微笑哥的表情放松了,暗笑“嘿嘿,1000可能水过!”)
VISA: Fine, and you?
ME: Fine.
VISA: Will you go to Indiana University?
ME: Yes.
VISA: Why did you choose it?
ME: The business college is very good in this University.
VISA:En...will you be the bachelor?
ME:(囧了)Sorry Sir? the Bach.....(没反应过来T-T)....
VISA: E...undergraduate. ME: Yes!(哥我,有点激动了,淡定!)
VISA: After graduate, what will you do?
ME(囧点2);(自信地)I will be back China, and find my own......my job.(真不知,当时是咋的....说个My own...淡定!)
VISA: Are you from Chongqing(感觉很费话。。。不过认真对待!)
ME: Yes.....(停了2秒,微笑哥用期待的眼神望着我,哈哈,这如我在外面时所想,我不急,他急啊!急着给我签证,太自恋。。。不行!所以,加了一句)I love my ..home.(咋用这么个词...本来是想的Homeland.....T-T)
VISA: You love you home, so tell me something about it. (哈哈,正中下怀,就怕你不问,背模板了!TOEFL 口语时间!)
ME: Chongqing people is very friendly, and (本来想说好客的,算了,看这位哥有点饿了,说火锅吧!假象ing)the food, Hot-pot, is very delicious, you could try it! and you will love it.
VISA(微笑哥,笑翻了!): Ok! I really need try it! So, Chongqing hot-pot and Chengdu hot-pot, which one do you think better?(我靠,这个问题。。。这会是他囧了!)
ME: I feel that Chongqing hot-pot is better, and Chengdu is famous for snack. VISA: Can you give some examples?(俺奋力地想了想,这个担担面的英语。。。。。算了,就说,我听我妈说的!)
ME: Sorry, I do not know, I heard it from my mother.(嘿嘿,被我耍了,假象ing)
VISA: OK, that is fine!(笑得七歪八倒的,至于这么夸张吗?XD) And the I-20 shows you will get English task, right?
ME: (还好中心的老师说了这问题,锭子!!)Yes, Sir. And here...(用手指着I-20),the I-..20 shows when I get here, I must take a test that will determine whether i get Eanglish task.
VISA: OK. (看他有点惊讶,估计没想到我这么熟悉材料,位置一点不差,强烈感谢我老爸!!!) And how much income do your parents get?(笑完后,正题了!)
And how much income do your parents get?(笑完后,正题了!)
ME: My mother's income is XXXXXX. My father's income is XXXXXXX. VISA: Well, how much did they pareper? (ME: for the University? 微笑哥点头了)
ME: They pareper XXXXXXXX
VISA: Could you show me your " Bank regsiter (意味存折。。。。真不知他是如何造词的,或者是我记不到确切的了?囧点3)
ME: Sorry, Sir, Ban......(我实在无语了。。。。淡定!)
VISA: Deposit book. (ME: How about deposit receipt? VISA 点头,给他后,他完全是耍扑克,唰了唰地翻,然后点头,暗中狂喜,估计过了!)
VISA: Had you been to USA?
ME; Yes, in 2007, summer camp.
VISA: Ok, you pass and good luck in your University life,(ME: Thanks VISA: You are welcome. 接着撕票(邮寄票))And you passport , I will keep up. (ME: My passport, it will be sented by EMS. VISA: Yes)
ME: Have a good day.
VISA: You too.
后过头,我靠,全部人不说话了(因为在那里的人都靠说话缓解压力),全部盯到我。。。。。有点SHY了。 估计没人想到,还有人可以和签证官说笑的,这里可以小小地自恋一下,板起脸出去了,据说把俺姑爹吓到了,以为偶没过......囧点4,接着办邮寄。 至此,签证到此结束,1000水过!回想过来,如果不是中心的老师对我细小的神经进行折磨,估计也会不很顺利,这里感谢下我的签证培训老师。这还只是跟签证官的面谈,以后,到了大学,还有教授的答辩,演讲和上课。所以,那句话就是至理名言了:Language is Power!