胖金发手下惊险过

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标  题: 胖金发手下惊险过
发信站: 日月光华 (2003年06月05日14:23:01 星期四), 站内信件

等待过程就不详写了，叫到我的时候已经是中午11点半多了，果然在我预感到的胖jfmm
窗口亮起了我吉利无比的号码“166”。
众目睽睽下，我假作镇静走上前去，不晓得僵硬的脸上是否记得带点笑容。
主要问题如下：
VO：what's you major?
S: art history
VO:what aspect of art history do you focus on?
S: Chiese painting
VO:chinese painting? but your major is art history！
S: I mean the history of Chinese painting.
VO: then what aspect of the history of Chinese painting do you focus on?
S(呆掉，语塞，这个这个实在很难解释)，拿出硕士论文：here is my master thesis,
Would you like to have a look?
VO:okay(稍微翻翻abstract，还是要我说)
S:(胡说开始)似乎界定了一下时间范围literati painting( 文人画)from song dynast
y to qing dynasty~~~~~~
VO：无奈地饶过我 what about your highest degree in Fudan?
S:I will get my master degree in this July.
Vo(看我的I-20,上面写的是master)：two master degree? why do you take two mast
er degree?
S:(慌忙掏出SL，解释)：I will take the master degree firstly, and the Phd deg
ree is my ultimate goal in wisconsin.
VO:(点头，表示满意)：Your major is Chinese art, but why do you go to USA to
study Chinese art?
S: You know, art research in China is fairly weak, and there is not any depa
rtment of Art History in Chinese Universities.
VO:not any? Which department do you study in Fudan University?
S:Department of Culture Relics and Museology
VO:Then what's the diffenrence between "Culture Relics" and "Art history" wh
ich you will study in USA?
S:(开始心虚头晕，本来就没有准备好，自己都难以说服自己)：I'm well-prepared in
archeology,museology and histories of all kinds of Chinese art in Fudan Uni
versity.That will help me do well in the art history study in the future.
VO:Can you tell me your plan after you get your degree?
S:I will come back and find some teaching position……
VO:得意地笑了，大声说：stop,stop! You have just said that there is not any d
epartment of art history in China, then how can you find a teaching position
?
S: 急忙纠正Sorry,I'm too nervous! I make a mistake! I mean a reseach and cur
itorial position in China!
VO:Where can you find a curitorial position?
S: For example,Shanghai Museum.
VO:继续刁难 Why not stay in USA?
S: Your know, my research interest is Chinese art. So there is the richest r
esearch resource in China.
VO:反问：没有听清楚，大意是，美国也有许多博物馆和画廊，有许多中国艺术品珍藏在
国外，还时常有画展，资源也很丰富啊云云
S:我马上要昏倒了，我觉得我可能是今年文科第一个被据掉的人。咬咬牙齿，来个狠的
，抬头，羞涩状云：I can tell you another reason.
VO:Okay,please
S:My fiance is waiting for me in Shanghai!
Vo:大笑 I don't like your answer 说着很严肃地把我的材料都扔了出来，我想，彻底
完蛋了。
结果她说的是：But, Go to window C, oh no, Window 11. 顺便送我一本书。
虽然总算过了，但我一直处于惊魂未定状态，反复看手里的材料，确认刚才没有幻听“
window11”。
总的感觉，我太乐观了，认为文科只要随便应付就能过，结果准备得很不充分，很多问
题其实都破绽百出的。虽然有惊无险，但其中的心理历程也着实跌宕起伏，吓得小脸都
绿了。
所以，文科同学还是要注意了，重点要放在三个方面：回国计划，留美原因和专业的详
细陈述。尽量逻辑联系强一点，自圆其说就行了。基本上能过的，但是希望大家不要象
我这样冒险。
BTW：胖JFMM很厉害，并不nice！
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