ME:Good afternoon, sir!
VO: So when did you make this decision to study in US?(怎么会问这个?有点奇怪)
ME: This April.
VO: This April? (原话不记得了 接下来问的意思是)为什么等到现在才来签证呢?从四月到现在在干嘛呢?
ME:……(意思是那个时候几乎所有graduate school的deadline都过了 所以我就do research and evaluation 然后找到这个year-round 的program 我可以在这里do course work first)【感觉在说的时候 VO多急的 不愿意让你废话 所以精简地说完赶快住嘴】
VO:So what will you study?
ME: Accounting.
VO: Oh, you transfer?
ME: Yes, I will transfer my major to A.
VO:(敲了几下电脑 又问)Have you ever been overseas?
ME: e... pardon?
VO: (重复)
ME:O no
VO: (使了一下电脑 很快又问)Who will pay for you?
ME: MY parents.
VO: How about their income?
ME: It's XXX.
VO: Each?
ME: NO, both.(我瓜了 我承认)
VO: You mean togehter?
ME: yes, together.(这个叫together 不叫both)
VO: So do you have bank deposit?
ME: YES.( 赶快掏 赶快递)
VO:(看得有点认真)OK, blablalba~(没听清楚了 不过听到了关键词 post 开始给可爱的白条啦!)
ME:(心中狂喜 但是不晓得抽了哪根筋 问人家)can I get the material back or you will keep it?
VO: (疑惑地看了一下自己手里 就是护照和DS确认表呀 然后说)I don't keep anything.
ME:(吓坏了 赶紧说了thank you 转身溜掉 好怕他把白条收回去...)