献给沈阳和本科的签友--沈阳1000过

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苦其心志，劳其筋骨--沈阳1000过

    从上周五到今天，整整一周，我经历了签证，经历了高考，经历了我人生的至今为止的最大的转折点。让我来回忆。

    沈阳排队的糟糕情况不是盖的，第一个到了领馆的我，居然被不知不觉地挤到了倒数几名。因为混乱，工作人员一度不再放人进去，我一气之下闯到领馆和武警理论，还给领馆打了电话。最后中秘答应放满70人名额，于是我成了沈阳不用预约“先来先签”的最后一人。
    签证处开了所有的三个窗口。第一个窗口是个胖mm明显是水车，主要签商务和旅游，一整天我居然没见过她盖拒签章；第二个是比较瘦一点的hfmm，第三号就是传说的杀手glassboy小白，几个F1在他那里纠缠了半个小时之后壮烈悲剧。
    中午VO们准时休息，我们大部分F1被安排到下午，此时我已经因为排队和不停的折腾快累得要死了。所幸1号胖mm在签完了所有的商务旅游之后，第一个喊出了我的名字。已经快要睡着的我几乎是跳着起来，拿了材料，上前，窃喜。

VO: Good morning! (我刚想告诉她已经是下午了，她接着说)Now here're some basic questions. Have you got married?
Me: (Faint...我穿得挺清纯的阿)No.
VO: Do you have any child?
Me: (再次faint...)Of course no.
VO: Do you have any job?
Me: No. You see I'm only 19 years old...
VO: (冲我笑)Just some basic questions. Do you have any house?
Me: I don't but my parents have two.
VO: OK. Let's get started.
VO: Tell me why do you want to go to US?
Me: I'm going to Middlebury College for undergraduate study. Do you know Midd?
VO: No. (真不给面子...) Where is it?
Me: Vermont.
VO: Why did you choose this college?
Me: Midd is among the best liberal arts colleges and therefore can offer me top facilities and resourses which are not available here in China. We'll have chances to do researches and discussion, and even have an oppotunity to travel off-campus to study. I plan a trip to Italy or Spain during my junior year.
VO: Have you applied any university in Europe?
Me: No.
VO: Then why not apply uni. in Europe while going on that trip?
Me: The reason is that I'd like to experience different cultures, and that's why I go to the states. But the states has the best education level in the world, especially the unique liberal arts education and, (一字一顿的)I want the BEST EDUCATION.
VO: How many colleges did you apply?
Me: **
VO: What are they?
Me: Blahblah...
VO: How many give you admission?
Me: I'm accepted by Midd and waitlisted by MHC and Connecticut Coll.
VO: You're going to Midd for Bachelor's, Master's or PHD?
Me: Bachelor's.
VO: So you'll go ahead for Master's and PHD after graduation?(陷阱呀！)
Me: No. I'll come back to China and start my own career in some metropolises such as Shanghai. I'd like to get in an int'l company and gain a first-hand experience. After I've had enough funds and experiences I'll start my own business.
VO: What kind of business?
Me: Something related with int'l trade. But you know, I'm only going for undergrad study so I don't really know what my future will be.
VO: I understand. Who will pay for your education there?
Me: (终于递出了fin aid letter)Midd covers almost all the comprehensive and personal fee. Here's my financial aid notification and a letter from college to you. Oh, and my bank statement.
VO: (很仔细地看，指着学校的letter上关于专业的解释) ...You're majoring in economics, and you minor?
Me: I'm going to major in eco and minor in psy. And I also want to take some language courses, maybe Italian or Spainish. But we don't have to declare a major until we arrive on campus.
VO: Do you have a bf?
Me: (我笑)Yes.
VO: Are you going to break up with him after you go to US?
Me: No. I'll keep relationship with him.
VO: Has he applied uni. in  the US?
Me: No, he's going to study in Shanghai. (我才发现者和我的回国计划契合的多好)
VO: (开始撕条，和我的材料一起递出来) Come and get your visa at 4pm.
Me: Thank you madam! Thank you! Have a nice weekend! Bye!

其实记得也不大清了，大概就是这样，我的语速比较快，整个过程不到五分钟，是那天F1最快的了。我和VO交流的十分愉快，气氛特别好。胖mm是个很好的人，我就笑嘻嘻的看着她，她也常常跟我笑，很高兴的样子。这也难怪，她已经签了一上午的商务旅游，听了一上午的中午和很烂的英文，我自然就有了优势。还有发现沈阳的VO都一般不主动要你的材料，就是问问题。不过我和育才一个今年去Yale本科的JJ都觉得奇怪的是，胖mm似乎只问高中生那些个basic questions...

写了这篇签经贴在这里，献给沈阳还有本科的签友，希望大家都能好运！