Princetonian绝对签惊！

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发信人: sunnyheart (Vivi·Bless亲爱的defo姐姐1000 PASS!), 信区: AdvancedEdu
标  题: [zixia]另类签经…………
发信站: 北大未名站 (2005年06月22日11:17:42 星期三), 转信

发信人: limuzi (Vivian), 信区: Princeton
标  题: Princetonian绝对签惊！（我要求加精华...原创的，转载自cuus?自己写的
就少那些麻烦吧）
发信站: BBS 大话西游站 (Wed Jun 22 10:57:21 2005), 转信

Me: Morning!
Vo: Would u give me ur card?
Me: Oh, sure.
Vo: So u r going to princeton, may I see ur offer letter?
Me: Yes... This is the financial aid offer letter and this is the admission
letter.
Vo: Then, why are you going to a school in the States?
Me: 'Cause I can have more liberal education there, like I can choose whatever
courses I like...
Vo: (表情很平静)Then what r u interested in?
Me: (表情比她还平静)Architecture and Economics.
Vo: What do u plan to do after graduation?
Me: I'm going to pursue a job here in Beijing and work as a architect.
Vo: (平静的输入信息)...
Me: (我从不没事儿找话茬)...
Vo: (大家注意，play开始了)u've been to the states before?
Me: Yeah... It was a short trip of 7 days.
Vo: Did anything weird happen in ur trip?
Me: (标准的耸肩，满脸的无辜)
Vo: like...in the airport?
Me: (人生中最标准的)NO.
Vo: ...
Me: I'm sure. No.
Vo: Ok...(拿蓝纸啦！签名儿啦！拿章了！这是一段恐怖镜头……请在家长陪同下观
看……怦怦两声，叩章了，又在章里写了"g")
Me: (我的表情一定很惶恐，可我看不见)
Vo: (温柔的趴在窗台上)I have to explain to u that I cannot give u a VISA
today... There's someone has a same name with yours did something bad in
the States... We'll need several weeks to check it out and then you should
be back to get ur visa...
Me: (肯定是一副很入戏的表情)...So what should I do now?
Vo: All u should do is to wait for us to contact u. (在ds上大笔一勾)Does
this email address work?
Me: Yes. And, madam, my cell phone is also a very valid way to find me.
Vo: Ok...(ds上又勾了一下)
Me: Do you mean this is a rejection or a check?
Vo: This is not a rejection, and not a check. We just have to call back to
america and do the investigation...
Me: I'm sorry (应该说Excuse me的，因为我想打断一下)...
Vo: (显然理解成我紧张了...我是否紧张大家问Mikeyan好了)Don't worry, don't
worry... You should just wait for us... Ok, 99%... (可能由于我持续露出想说
话的表情)oh, or 100% u WILL get ur visa, u just have to...
Me: (终于说话了)I'm sorry that I think I won't be in Beijing when u email
me or call me. Do I have to get back...
Vo: U don't have to be back RIGHT AWAY, u can reply the email and tell us
when u can be back and get ur visa.
Me: Ok I understand. I'll just keep my plan and wait for u.
Vo: Right. Keep the "blue" letter and u'll need it when u r back.
Me: Uhuh. Ok... Thank you then.
Vo: Ok.

我带着一脸诡异，下来。后面的叔叔问：过了么？我无语……人家也不容易，看
我们俩这么半天好戏。我也够能折腾人的了。

看到了么？limuzi由Answer升级为Question了！自赞一个！

多谢各位GGJJ,我昨天也小小慌了一下。不过晚饭大吃一顿之后，还是9.30pm睡到今
天8.00am。

我该跟大家一起订票，还是一起定！

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