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发表于 2008-6-19 23:01:21 |显示全部楼层
人都死光了该怎么办?
今天,在沃尔得国际英语的讨论课上,我和大家说了一个小笑话:笑话的名字是人都死光了该怎么办?笑话说出了之后,逗得同学们都大笑,我似乎很有成就感。原来我的笑话是这么的有吸引力呢!
笑话如下:
    Olid Girl was naughty at her schooltime. She always liked to show herself different from the others.
    One day, the homework was to make a sentence with sad.
    So Student A did--Tom's mother died, he was so sad.
    Next, Student B wrote down--Tom's father died, he was so sad.
    Then, Student C handed in--Tom's grandmother died, he was so sad.
    And so on. Before long, all of Tom's families died out.
    "What can I do? All died," thought Olid.
    But nothing can really trouble this smart girl. After a long thought about, she got it--Tom's dog died, he was so sad.
中文版:
    臭臭在学生时代很调皮。总喜欢表现得和人家不一样。
    有一天,家庭作业布置的是:用"忧伤"造一个句子。
    学生A是这样写的:小红的妈妈死了,小红很忧伤。
    学生B是这样写的:小红的爸爸死了,小红很忧伤。
    学生C是这样写的:小红的奶奶死了,小红很忧伤。
    依据类推,不一会儿,小红全家就死光光了。
    臭臭心想:"人都死光了怎么办?"
    但是,小鬼精灵总是有办法的。左思右想之后,她终于有了主意,便写道:"小红家的小狗死了,小红很忧伤。"

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