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TO ALL AVAILABLE MEN
SO… I’m single, tired of mingling, andlooking to get hitched. Thing is, I’m pretty frustrated with thelegwork and my solution is to pass the buck on to my parents and letthem go ahead and choose for me, the way it was (is) done in the goodold days (South Asia). So if you’re a single guy, hoping for marriageand kids (not more than two) in the future, and willing to roll withthe punches, let’s get your folks in on this too. Here’swhat I’m thinking… You respond to this with your parental contact info,which I will pass along to mine… Then, I figure we can just butt outuntil the wedding. Let’s let them hammer out the details, investigatecompatibility, and argue about a dowry.
Me:26 year old female with a generally positive outlook on life, onesalary, three piercings, zero tattoos, one car, one hamster, and one(slightly used) vagina. I’d be willing to consider gettingre-virginized if this is a deal-breaker for your family.
I’d prefer not to convert to your religion, but I would consider relocation if my travel expenses were covered.
Looking forward to the big day. Maybe we’ll meet once or twice before then… I’m leaving that up to my mom