Me:hi, good afternoon
Vo:hi, good afternoon, how are you
Me:(傻了下) how r u, fine, thank you!
Vo: have you ever been to the USA?
Me: No~
Vo: why r u going to the USA?
Me: to persuit my xx in xxx in XX university
Vo: Could I see ur admission letter
Me: OK.. here it is.
Vo: Thank you. (点头) what is your major now?
Me: (又傻了下,感觉有点Raj附体) I was graduated from xx inxx, and had been working in xxx for xxx
Vo:Could i see your certificate of bachelor degree?
Me: which one do you want? in Chinese form or in English?
Vo: Give me both.(拿着中文原件看了会,然后说了句啥我听不太清,以为是问我study plan)
Me:xxooxxoo(怕啥来啥~我抬头看了下他身后的窗户,Raj附体了 T^T)
Vo: (示意我停下,重新说) I mean who will support your study?
Me: (自我BS中,估计表情表露无遗,赶紧说)Oh, My parents will support my study in America. (白人GG转过去继续噼里啪啦打字) they gave me a depoit of xxx,xxxRMB (这时候我已经把手伸进公文包准备拿certificate,心里喊,快问吧快问吧我全都回答你)
Vo: (结果) where are you living now?(我又没听清,他只好再重复问了遍)
Me: (有点失落啊) Ahh..In XX, (白人GG一边眉毛抬了下,不知道为毛,我赶紧接着说) I was study and living in oo, and after I xxoo, I was back to xx and stay with my parents. (继续挑眉毛,不知为毛)
Vo: put your middle finger in that…yeap, 中…中指. (手续弄完,撕烂条) Ok, you're approved. thank you.
Me: (愣了,呆呆的把他给我的材料再拖出来) Ok, have a nice day!
先感谢国家,再感谢爸妈、帮助过俺的筒子们,gter & another 网站..整个过程短短几分钟可是很感谢白人GG,不嫌弃俺傻傻的呆样还是给我蓝条了。有几个瞬间我都感觉自己瞳孔鼻孔嘴巴大开样子很丢人丫…
ps. 我到现在也不懂为啥他不看资产证明不问父母工作不看亲属证明…