导师给我LG的一封信------ 比较FUNNY

DreammUID: 116526

XXX：

I just could not resist sending this on.  XXX, if you ever have the chance, rent a video featuring Abbott and Cosetello whjich has "who's  on first" as a feature.  It is a classic and regrettably you probably need to be a native speaker to catch all the phrases, but this is where the following is taken off from.  

See you this evening

Prof. XXX


Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this after Hu Jintao was named chief
of the Communist Party in China.

HU'S ON FIRST By: James Sherman


(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
   George: Great. Lay it on me.
   Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
   George: That's what I want to know.
   Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
   George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
   Condi: Yes.
   George: I mean the fellow's name.
   Condi: Hu.
   George: The guy in China.
   Condi: Hu.
   George: The new leader of China.
   Condi: Hu.
   George: The Chinaman!
   Condi: Hu is leading China.
   George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
   Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
   George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
   Condi: That's the man's name.
   George: That's who's name?
   Condi: Yes.
   George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
of  China?
   Condi: Yes, sir.
   George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle  East.
   Condi: That's correct.
   George: Then who is in China?
   Condi: Yes, sir.
   George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
   George: Then who is?
   Condi: Yes, sir.
   George: Yassir?
   Condi: No, sir.
   George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China.  Get me the Secretary General of the  U.N. on the phone.
   Condi: Kofi?
   George: No, thanks.
   Condi: You want Kofi?
   George: No.
   Condi: You don't want Kofi.
   George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
milk.  And  then get me the U.N.
   Condi: Yes, sir.
   George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
   Condi: Kofi?
   George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
   Condi: And call who?
   George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
   Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
   George: Will you stay out of China?!
   Condi: Yes, sir.
   George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.
   Condi: Kofi.
   George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
   (Condi picks up the phone.)
   Condi: Rice, here.
   George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should  send some to the guy in China. And  the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

erduooUID: 111093

哈哈，so funny!:D

onionthreeUID: 126251

haha，Dreamm，你lg的老板还真幽默啊！

cctvusUID: 110587

前几天忘记在那看过，但Dreamm的这个比较全。很搞笑得！

softcandyUID: 114826

好玩!  不知你老公做何反映?

AcezhUID: 2458

要有老美配音就好玩了

loulanUID: 114966

哈哈,笑死了

loulanUID: 114966

笑过后,又把它发给了别的朋友.

DreammUID: 116526

最初由 softcandy 发布
[B]好玩!  不知你老公做何反映? [/B]

我LG说他导师没正事，呵呵~~

要是知道我LG姓什么，就会觉得更可笑了。 ;)

hanziUID: 105086

哈哈，你LG的老板可真有趣儿。

tingeUID: 115231

有意思

poohsungUID: 66314

昨天晚上和老公说有一个笑话，他让我用中文给他讲，我ft, 中文怎么讲呀，看来只有26个字母的英文也有不少乐趣呀：）

goldenscpUID: 135925

好玩！

Rebecca830515UID: 140358

好搞笑哦：））