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toby677UID: 2598798

申请宿舍区职务，要竞选演讲...想整点乐子....只有两分钟，大家帮我看看这稿子有没有笑点.....据说很冷啊...

（举着vote for me)的大牌子上台～good evening every one, i am so excited being here.... ever since i have been in US, and ever since i have to speak in english with my terrible accent. i have never had so many auditors, like today. So, idressed up today(穿西服），and if i didn't do that, the suit will go mouldy in my box.
one month ago, before i came to US. my friend, who has spend 4 years studying in US. She told me :' you'd better get a formal clothes, there are parties and banquet every day on campus, in US. i believed,
so i got this suit and it really cost me much.....but when i arrived here。。。i find。。i am cheated. i made my friend a phone call and ask why you lies on me. she answered seriously ' when i went to US 4 years ago. i was cheated the same way'. oh yeah, i almost forget to introduce myself. My name is XX, i am applying for XX. (看表）i appreciate i was given only 2 minutes, as I cannot imagine what to talk after self introduction. At last, I’d like to emphasize two point:
1.
My name IS XX, I am easy going,energetic and I’m a interesting person.
And I always devoted to every piece of my work. Every, vote for me
2.
guys, the first point is very important
thank you!

toby677UID: 2598798

不能沉啊....呼唤美女帅哥的出现