成功申请的几个小tips

xiaoyongnaoUID: 3433354

花了15分钟想了个好标题，有木有点畅销书标题的赶脚？

How to get an offer PART I: apart from technical odds

Tips 1
You may be required to upload or attach a photo. If you are often commented with some positive adjectives, such as beautiful, hot, handsome and cute, the possibility of admission will increase significantly. Imagine you’re the professor and then you must not like to admit an ugly and smelly guy who takes a shower once a week. Therefore, try to let yourself look good.
And, for girls, don’t show the part over 13cm below your chin, both in your photo and interview.

Tips 2
Most universities don’t like a nerd. So do most professors. You may be in big troubles, such as poisoning, self-mutilation and S&M etc., when you contact with nerds.
The symptoms of a nerd include, but not limited to:
1.        GRE 170+170;
2.        GMAT 800;
3.        GPA 4.0/4.0.
If you have none of above, you are a normal person and congratulations! And try to avoid your nerd quality or potential in other parts of application. You will not move the admission committee but freak them out.

Tips 3
You could do as much research as possible especially when you apply a PhD. Professors have different favor. Some appreciate guys who always prepare to work till 2 a.m., while others may look for someone knows work-life balance. If you could recognize you are the same kind as a professor, it will be easy for you to be attractive to him or her.
To the professor, a bad statement only means “never mind, I will find someone I like.” For you? Just go back disappointedly and “rolling in the deep.”

Tips 4
You may hear about five-second rule? Seven-second? Fifteen? Whatever… The primary impression of an interview is the most important part. So you see? Good-looking always works, except that you receive a telephone interview.
Learn to observe the interviewer’s reaction and to shut up on time. Don’t ridiculously think that the professor regards your words as talk show of PSY. Most of your statements are boring, even when you could not catch the interviewer’s favor.
Do not intentionally tell a story that you prepared for a long time but could not find an appropriate time to narrate. Dialogue means interactive, not personal satisfy.

xiaoyongnaoUID: 3433354

有木有PART II或者III看大家是否有兴趣了。

xmrUID: 3429089

不懂为啥要用英语。。。

lawsoenaingUID: 3430143

我也不懂为啥要用英语。。。;P

可爱的高斯UID: 3438723

楼主最近 大受鼓舞，兴致高涨:lol

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lawsoenaing 发表于 2013-6-1 14:36
我也不懂为啥要用英语。。。

同不懂

xiaoyongnaoUID: 3433354

可爱的高斯 发表于 2013-6-1 14:42
楼主最近 大受鼓舞，兴致高涨

最近心情不好

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xiaoyongnao 发表于 2013-6-1 15:18
最近心情不好

英语看得我压力好大。。。不懂了;P

AkimotoyumiUID: 2799620

非常有趣的TIPS~~

hahaha~ 如果能把标题改成是申请成功TIPS让后人比较容易找到就好了～～

小薛薛嘎嘎UID: 3431359

写的多好啊~
还心情不好？心情不好出来写东西，不错不错，好习惯

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支持lz发英语贴，lz英文写的也很流畅，基本功扎实，看的很享受也很受用。
中文和英文大家都能看懂，营造一个良好的英语环境还是很重要的！大力支持！

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