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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
If I am not at a cafe, I'd be on the way to a cafe.
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发表于 2004-12-30 16:01:58 |只看该作者
Oh! The host of HK studying board honours us with a visit!!!

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oh!  It's my great pleasure to have a chance visiting here....a wonderful tank....bow....~
If I am not at a cafe, I'd be on the way to a cafe.

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发表于 2004-12-30 19:22:46 |只看该作者
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


I like this part. :D

Thanks coffee
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That may be found

If sought

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发表于 2004-12-30 21:35:35 |只看该作者
Very incisive. nod.
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发表于 2004-12-30 22:14:58 |只看该作者
Uh~I dont know how to put it~

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发表于 2004-12-30 22:52:29 |只看该作者
I like the equations.

But I can hardly classify myself or other guys as a smart one or dumb one.

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发表于 2004-12-30 23:25:05 |只看该作者
Dumb!!
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发表于 2004-12-30 23:28:26 |只看该作者
最初由 gdhdanny 发布
[B]Dumb!! [/B]


Therefore, for you, either marriage or pregnancy. :o
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发表于 2004-12-31 00:11:48 |只看该作者
danny ! why do u say I am dumb? -_-!

imong,  you are dumb, for you are wrong. Look carefully!

Because many women get married and pregnant, this is really paradoxical according to the equations. They cannot be labelled smart women or dumb women.

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It's so complexed. It seems my MM knows a lot of stuff about women
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if woman does not know much about woman, it would be a faint world.
but my roommate said if a man knows about women a lot, he is either a reliable husband or a playboy....
If I am not at a cafe, I'd be on the way to a cafe.

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I m the former one!!

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最初由 coffeegirl 发布
[B]if woman does not know much about woman, it would be a faint world.
but my roommate said if a man knows about women a lot, he is either a reliable husband or a..

以下省略...... [/B]


Do u mean there would be a possible thrid class of man?

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if it exists, the third class would be gay people
If I am not at a cafe, I'd be on the way to a cafe.

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