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发表于 2009-4-14 07:11:49 |显示全部楼层

輕鬆一下~  老爸的英文情書（請不要笑得太大聲）

『老爸的英文情書』  ……………..真的很好笑 .... 摘自台灣日報老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪,但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，

  老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，

老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是  OH  ！  MY GOD ！

很有一套喔！

Dear  wang litte sister:
From see  you one eye, I shit love you.
Your eyes  close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to  live.
Your eyes close and open again and  again,I die again and again.
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one  see clock.
I think l should  introduce myself to you.
I call Li big  great. Toyear 25
My home have four mouth  people - papa, mama, I and DD.
I  am a good man, in a big company work.
I do  early fuck every day, so that I can have strong  body to protect you.
Please  come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my  hair to be a monk,
and find a place where  many monks live in to over my life;
                     Like  Your people

全版如下


Dear  wang litte sister: 親愛的王小姐
From  see you one eye, I shit love  you.  自從看到你的第一眼 ,  我便愛上你。
Your  eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back  to live.
Your eyes close and open again and  again,I die again and again.
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶 , 我就死去活來    ?
Maybe  you do not remember me, no matter.
When you  carefully look at me, you will one see  clock.
也許你不記得我  , 沒有關係    , 當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情
I  think l should introduce myself to you.
我想應該介紹一下自己。
I  call Li big great. Toyear 25
我叫李大偉 , 今年 25  ( 今天是 today, 那麼今年就是    toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great 吧！    )
My  home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and  DD.
我家有四口人  .. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
I  am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
I  do early fuck every day, so that I can have  strong body to protect you..
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
Please  come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my  hair to be a monk,
and find a place where  many monks live in to over my life;
請嫁給我吧  , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
(  實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光 , 嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。 )

Like  Your people
喜歡妳的人



＊原來做早操的英文是    make  early fuck ……

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