拿到牌子,排了近2小时的队,终于被叫上前去了。我希望能分到MM那儿,因为,我觉得都是年轻人,知道年轻人最需要什么,你们说是不是?没想到,还真到了MM那儿,她看见我是做外事的,就用英语和我对话了,嘿,不是哥们吹牛,哥们的英语还是不错的,虽然哥们英语是地道的 Made in China“土货”。以下是问题:M:MM; I: 我
I: 你好
M: 你好
M: You work in the ****?
I: Yeah.
M: You have been to the US for two months.
I: Yeah. I was there for ****.
这个时候,我已经看见她在表上写上了F-2。觉得实际上她在面试前就心里有数了,面试不过只是程序罢了。 然后,她是一边写,我们一边聊。
M: When did your wife go to US?
I: In August 2001.(笨问题)
M: Did she come back to see you?
I: She came back last Summer for one month.
M: Pls give me your wife's copy of passport and visa.
M: Do you have children? (气氛当时已非常放松)
I: No.
M: No, or not yet?
I: Oh,not yet.
M: What would like your wife to do after graduation?
I: I would like her to be a professor in some university here. Because I have to go abroad for business very often, I hope she can take more care of home.
她笑得很甜,真的。估计心里在想,男人怎么都这样,把老婆放在家里,自己满天跑。
我正准备把我老婆寄来的成绩单、银行证明、录取通知书等等一大堆材料塞给她,她说,Only passport and visa. 她一边填写,一边和我瞎说,然后又在旁边的电脑上查我的ISEAS,但自始至终都是在一种非常轻松、平等的情况下进行,我也一点不仰视她。利用她在写东西的时候,我不忘拍一下马屁:
I: My wife is as young and beautiful as you are!
M: Oh, my Gosh.
可能以前没有人敢在签证时这么说吧,她看上去非常吃惊,然后冲着我大嘴一裂,笑得真的很开心。
M: You need to wait for a moment in window 10. And have a nice trip.
I: Have a nice stay in Beijing.
我竟没有谢谢一下。