不厚道一把，发个搞笑的

在我们MAIL LIST上收到的，不少人都在MAILLIST上回信搞笑。呵呵

Dear all,>> I will sublease a room.>> I am looking for a person to take over my room from now>> to August 2009 in SSSS. Male will be considered only. Couple>> will>> not be considered at all.>> The apartment is in the phase 2 of SSSSSS. It has 2>> bedrooms, one>> bathroom and one kitchen. SSSSS is near Walmart. SSSSS>> offers>> free bus pass, free water and free fitness card. The total rent is about>> 680 dollars per month for the whole apartment. The electricity fee is>> another fee.>> No gas at all. No furniture at all. Free car parking.>> If you rent my room. The amenity fee is $250/year. The adding-in>> fee is $50/year.>> The content insurance is about $40/year. I am not sure about the insurance>> fee. It is the first time>> that the SSSS ask for the insurance. The rent is $334/month, not>> including the electricity.>> Usually, the electricity expension in the summer is very low, about>> $25/person*month, but>> very high in the winter, about $100/person*month. Besides, the comcast>> internet service>> is about $48/month for one apartment.>> I want to live in the living room without paying the rent. I can>> share the electricity and internet fee.>> I do not cook, when you live in my room. So you will get an empty room.>> Please tell me your major, your hometown, and your previous>> university. Besides, you need tell>> me whether you smoke and drink the alchohol.>> I and my current roommate will consider the applicant together.>> If you are considering the apartment, please contact me directly.>> My email address is>> XX, My cell phone is XX>> XXX

sinbad_28UID: 2147500

分特，不但匿名还改我帖子。。。。。:mad

[ 本帖最后由 sinbad_28 于 2008-8-24 19:54 编辑 ]

hyacinthUID: 2184492

没看懂。。。:(

digitclaUID: 150299

lol

指向大海UID: 158737

是说E文太烂了么。。。

TyliayssUID: 185761

我觉得中国人是能懂的。。。。老外嘛，还要仔细研究也许能当改错题做:confused: ;d:

I want to live in the living room without paying the rent. I can>> share the electricity and internet fee.

原帖由 指向大海 于 2008-8-25 07:42 发表
是说E文太烂了么。。。

E文太烂都可以忍。
人太无耻了不能忍。
他之前要SUBLEASE房子给别人还不给别人免费给住户的BUS PASS,自己用，还要住LIVING ROOM不给房租。
这次看来给BUS PASS了，但是看来没有本质的进步

genie05UID: 30358

无语。路过

genie05UID: 30358

;d:;d:

指向大海UID: 158737

汗 你们学校中国人多，事也多
他这样子人家自己立户租一套就好了勒，还要他住客厅干什么

btw 你们那房租很便宜

说来emaillist都是蛮好玩的东西
以前我们学校还有个本科小女生在上面征男友
我忘记我回复了一个什么，好像是开玩笑说这样子方式找BF不好一类
后来有个认出偶email名字的师姐以为是我发的原email，于是大肆教育偶不要闷在屋里要多参加party和学生会活动一类
当时笑的肚子疼勒

[ 本帖最后由 指向大海 于 2008-8-25 08:09 编辑 ]

sharkangleUID: 2180822

这么搞的事情也只有JP想的出来啊
幸好我摆脱了一个JP

TyliayssUID: 185761

原帖由 Anonymous 于 2008-8-25 03:21 发表
I want to live in the living room without paying the rent. I can>> share the electricity and internet fee.>> I do not cook, when you live in my room. So you will get an empty room.>> Please tell me your major, your hometown, and your previous>> university.

难怪现在每次考阅读都死。。。现在才发现这句话。。。。这是招roomie还是招财神爷啊>_<

BTW，找roomie就找roomie，管他的家乡和以前的学校呢。。。。。。

sinbad_28UID: 2147500

lz可以发信问问那个人是不是还提供其他服务，cooking, baby-sitting, personal caring, auto repairing, maid service....

我从来看这种email都只看个标题的，乐趣在于删

expire7UID: 2160574

感觉真是过来英语也不是说提高就提高的.
有些一起过来一年的写个找房子的通告还是语病一串.
打算借学习圣经为名,提高英语.;d: