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发表于 2009-9-25 06:21:16 |显示全部楼层
An engineer, Love and Quote

Infatuation is when you think he’s as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he’s as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford – but you’ll take him anyway.” ~Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975

An engineer is a person who undergoes trainings to prepare him/her so that when he/she is faced to a technical problem, he/she can analyze the problem and find the solution(s) for the problem. A couple of hours ago, in a class, my lecturer said that someone deserves an “Engineer” title if only he/she has got something that called “Sense of Engineering”. That means he/she can predict the solution(s) within few moments and can also determine whether a given solution is reasonable or it is just nonsense.

“Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.” ~W. Somerset Maugham, A Writer’s Notebook, 1949


Now, let’s talk about love. To an engineer, love should be the variable that he/she will try to avoid most. Love is unpredictable and impossible to measure. Love is also unstable, it can drastically changes from a “extremely happy” state to “extremely upset” state or vice-versa in just a short period of times. There is no iteration method that can exactly determine what state of love one will experience tomorrow, or even in the next hour. Sometimes -or maybe most of the times- a solution that won’t make any sense can be the best solution of a love problem compared to a reasonable one.

“Forget love – I’d rather fall in chocolate!” ~Sandra J. Dykes


So the conclusion is that Engineers should avoid love, isn’t it? Well, theoretically they should. But in the reality, most of them won’t and the rest can only try. The reason is that love is simply unavoidable. Love is a mystery. And most of us are struggling everyday to solve all of the mysteries that have been given to us by god. It’s in our nature as a human. So when dealing with love, forget this “Sense of Engineering” and let’s just be humans.

“Love means nothing in tennis, but it’s everything in life.” ~Author Unknown


献给我心爱的老公,看big bang的傻老公
也献给坛子上的所有engineers,尽管爱非常不make sense,还是勇敢的去追求吧~~~(尤其S1和狐狸两个非常negative的家伙)


附上一图,献给所有遇到不好的老板想造反的同学们~~
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发表于 2009-9-25 06:59:28 |显示全部楼层
我倒是不avoid love
是人家love avoid我
JD,MD,MBA,Vet,Dental,都要读,一个都不能少,嗯。

男ID勿扰,嗯。

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赞有心爱的老公
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谢谢YYMM
虽然我现在还没明白自己怎么就上了学工程的贼船
另外MM括号里的话说的很是正确啊

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好文章啊
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Before I met you I was me, but not the me I knew I could be.
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前几个名字都不认识
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好文章啊
漫画听好笑的
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发表于 2009-9-25 11:56:16 |显示全部楼层
挫人工程师窘窘的掠过。。。。
另:赞老公和老婆甜蜜。。。。
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发表于 2009-9-25 16:37:35 |显示全部楼层
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你也爱看哦~~
Dream will always come true~~~~

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发表于 2009-9-25 16:38:17 |显示全部楼层
我倒是不avoid love
是人家love avoid我
水狐狸 发表于 2009-9-25 06:59


你态度需要端正。。。
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