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发表于 2010-7-19 04:36:29 |只看该作者 |倒序浏览

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,
You may live in Canada.

If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Canada.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Canada.

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada.

If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada.

If you know several people
Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
In the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada.

If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada.

If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both unlocked,
You may live in Canada.

If you carry jumper cables in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada.

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
You're going 90 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada.

If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada.

If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter,
And Road Construction,
You may live in Canada.

If you have more miles
On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada.

If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada.

If you actually understand these jokes,
And tell them all to
Your Canadian friends & others,
You definitely live in Canada.

Before I met you I was me, but not the me I knew I could be.
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发表于 2010-7-19 04:38:41 |只看该作者

不想看英语，不想看英语。。。。

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发表于 2010-7-19 04:46:35 |只看该作者

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发表于 2010-7-19 05:01:59 |只看该作者

只看到Dairy Queen
口水！

心大了，事情就小了。

如果受了伤就喊一声痛，
真的说出来就不会太难过。
不去想自由，
反而更轻松，
愿意感动孤独单不忐忑。
生活啊生活啊，
会快乐也会寂寞，
生活啊生活啊，
明天我们好好的过。

爱生活，爱寄托。
一直在这里。我爱你们。

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发表于 2010-7-19 05:17:37 |只看该作者

看完了。赞

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发表于 2010-7-19 05:42:57 |只看该作者

If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter,
And Road Construction,
You may live in Canada.

Life is short. Stay awake for it.

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发表于 2010-7-19 05:43:23 |只看该作者

有点意思

Life is short. Stay awake for it.

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发表于 2010-7-19 05:45:53 |只看该作者

我不在Canada，2年前也分享了这么个文章，就是Canada换成俺这的州名。说明美国中北部和加拿大某些地方气候接近啊，呵呵。还有就是撞鹿……

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发表于 2010-7-19 05:46:29 |只看该作者

If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter,
And Road Construction,
You may live in Canada.
nanyo 发表于 2010-7-19 05:42

美国中北部也是一样……

上帝保佑。奋力一搏，不留遗憾。

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发表于 2010-7-19 06:35:20 |只看该作者

飘过……在魁北克的路上撞到一只鹿……

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发表于 2010-7-19 07:59:53 |只看该作者

还是德国气候比较温暖啊:loveliness:

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发表于 2010-7-19 09:03:43 |只看该作者

Ohhhhhhhh, my untamed friend from the wild wild north,,,,,,,, Canada is barely a country~~~

茫然的我们在雾气朦胧的河岸行走..不知道芬芳四溢的歌声可以从哪里刺向内心..
Vivian完胜！

Vivian完胜！

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发表于 2010-7-19 09:39:58 |只看该作者

我只有这个
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
You're going 90 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada.

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发表于 2010-7-19 09:40:18 |只看该作者

而且我觉得2C very cold

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发表于 2010-7-19 10:01:02 |只看该作者

飘过……在魁北克的路上撞到一只鹿……
fantasia87 发表于 2010-7-19 08:35

在澳大利亚开车要学会压癞蛤蟆。。。

有邪恶的能力，做善良的事。。。

用心呼唤亲爱的兄弟
曾经与你抵挡昨日的风雨
多少个夜徘徊在梦里
呼啸声依旧清晰

用心呼唤亲爱的兄弟
曾经与你携手期待着黎明
鲜血泪滴不能够忘记
让我们并肩同行

我们的心象钢铁的心
穿过烈焰在火中升起
昨天的梦在今天重聚
为历史写下永恒的诗句

我们的心象钢铁的心
生命有尽而希望无尽
用我热血再一次奋起
就算无名也顶天立地