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发表于 2004-1-22 12:21:12 |显示全部楼层
A Italian Man...

hehe... it's very interesting. Enjoy it! :D  :D  :D

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发表于 2004-1-22 13:15:26 |显示全部楼层
原本的英文對話:

One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on
my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you
sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!

Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings
me a Spoon and a knief but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fock." and she tella me ,"everyone wanna fuck." I tella her, " you don't understand me...I wanna fork on the table." She say, "You better not fuck on the table you sonnawabitch."

So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet." he tell me to go the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed." He say, "You better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch."

I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said,"Peace on you." and I say," Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth." I gonna back to Italy!
 

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发表于 2004-1-22 15:49:34 |显示全部楼层
Hahaha ,really funny!

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发表于 2004-1-23 11:27:13 |显示全部楼层
yeah... what a pity it has only been downloaded once :(

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发表于 2004-1-23 12:17:43 |显示全部楼层
Beause they are too busy to download it:)
pls  don't be disappointed,

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