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偶最近心情不好,不过偶希望快点好起来。这是同学逗偶开心的笑话,发给大家都乐乐 [复制链接]

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发表于 2002-12-11 05:24:22 |显示全部楼层
Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this today after Hu Jintao was named chief
of the Communist Party in China.
(via Internet, 021122)

      HU'S ON FIRST
     by James Sherman

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The China leader!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Midddle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
food in the Middle East?
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发表于 2002-12-11 06:05:54 |显示全部楼层
心情快点好起来, gteryy !:)

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发表于 2002-12-11 06:18:18 |显示全部楼层
hehe~~Wonderful~~~
Cheer up~! gteryy~~ I support u~!:D
See me fly, I'm proud to fly up high
不能一直依賴 別人给我拥戴
Believe me I can fly, I'm singing in the sky
就算风雨覆蓋 我也不怕重来

Let me fly, I'm proud to fly up high
生命已经打开 我要那种精彩
Believe me I can fly, I'm singing in the sky
你曾经对我说 做勇敢的女孩
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期待飞跃

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发表于 2002-12-11 08:02:41 |显示全部楼层

呵呵

真是谢谢大家了!!!我一定会的!
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发表于 2002-12-11 09:05:37 |显示全部楼层

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心情可以不好,但是革命仍然重要!哈~,你心情不好的时候去灌水区,我在那里灌了几篇经典文章!给你一个!http://www.gter.net/bbs/showthre ... 51&goto=newpost

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