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Confusion:
A soldier, a worker, a young woman and a little old lady were travelling in the same compartment abroad a Polish train. They entered a long tunnel. In the darkness, a kiss was heard, followed by a terrific slap... and then silence.

As the train emerged into daylight, the little old lady thought to herself, " I am proud of that girl. One of those two men got fresh and she clobbered him." The young woman thought," This is funny. One of those wanted to kiss me but he kissed the old woman instead and got slapped." The soldier said to himself, " This just is not my day. That worker kissed the pretty girl and she slapped me by mistake." And the worker thought," I am awfully smart, even if I do say so myself. I kissed the back of my hand, slugged the soldier and got away with it .