我的第一首GRE单词说唱rap

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** GRE-RAPPER ** by PWYQ

Heyyyyyy, y' know,
preparing the test makes me a RAPPER, who wears mottled goggle.
Com' on, stop shuffle and hobble, shuttle here and settle.
Let's gabble, not babble.

First make some waffle, have some noodle and scribble some doodles.
(Then sit on the saddle.)
Don't boggle anymore. Mom will quibble, peers will giggle.
You don't wanna dillydally all day long, yo,
I mean, stay away from piddling, fiddling, diddling or dawdling.
Those gonna cripple you. EN-FEE-BLE you!

Wha(t)? You say this baffles ya? (Too many new jargons?)
Feel befuddled? bemuddled? bepuzzled?
Relax, here are some more.

You wobbled to the college, and stippled your brittle dreams.
(How's going?)
Every day, you're niggling at stats; whittling daily costs.
Every term, you're squabbling over labs; tussling for mundane jobs.
Damn. Now Roger is smuggling weed, and girl is snuggling him.

Mi amigo, if you tumble,
you better swaddle yourself and snuffle in your tiny room. (Ha Ha)

Don't you ever straggle! Otherwise you will struggle!

Quit gobble, stop guttle, drop your guzzle.
You've dabbled in so many areas in undergrad,
Now you gotta peddle yourself to the goddamn postgrad.
"Stop coddle me, meddle me, nettle me; please mettle me!"

Shhh, muffle. Now go back to study.
Wait, work harder,
so (one day) I can hear a ripple of clappers. And see your dimples.
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单词释义
https://blog.yanqing-wu.com/study/2020/02/15/GRE-Rapper/