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本帖最后由冰棒汽水ECHO 于 2009-6-26 01:31 编辑

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有一个男人，他19岁娶了18岁的女友、

24岁時和只有18岁的秘书交往并結婚

28岁见到1岁岁的女嬰，开始光源氏计划、

在31岁到日本旅行认识一名15岁的女仆，隔年认识10岁的萝莉，

在日本旅行期间就周旋于女仆和萝莉之间，38岁和萝莉結婚、

39岁回到中國，49岁光源氏计划成功，把22岁的小妹妹带回家，

后來活到59岁死亡。请问这人生的贏家是哪个历史人物？

答案见在购买内容的最下端

WHITE WOMEN

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
having sex.

6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.

JEWISH WOMEN:

First Date: You get terrific headache.

Second Date: You get even more great headache.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get headache again.

CHINESE WOMEN:

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens
again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized
nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN:

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have
sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She's pregnant.

Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend
, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's
girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his three
kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in
your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana
strip.

PAKISTANI WOMEN:

First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,
Friends and entire Arab community finds out.

Second Date: You are shot dead.

No third date.

赠送内容答案：我们的国父。。。

1885年 19岁与卢慕贞(18岁)结婚，后育有三子
1891年 24岁认识陈粹芬(18岁)，后成为侧室
1894年 28岁初次见到宋庆龄(1岁岁女婴)开始光源氏计划
1897年 31岁流亡日本，认识浅田春(15岁女仆)
1898年 32岁认识大月熏(10岁罗莉)
1900年 34岁 9月20日上午在神户市相生町加藤旅馆跟浅田春(18岁)OOXX
1901年 35岁向卢慕贞(34岁)提出离婚(当时似乎还没正式离婚，不过民国的民法颁布于孙某死后，故忽略)
1902年 36岁向大月熏(14岁)父亲提亲被拒
1903年 37岁 8月与大月熏(15岁)订婚
1904年 38岁 7月19日与大月熏(16岁)正式成亲
1915年 49岁与卢慕贞(48岁)正式离婚与宋庆龄(22岁)结婚
参考资料：

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